The Tony Pulis lies thread

I was just reading some comments on owens blog when it dawned on me the vast amount of lies and bullshit that comes from Pulis's mouth.
Owen said he has been fit for much longer periods this season then pulis has lead us to believe and that he has not been in the squad because he is not a Tony Pulis player.
In one day that's Adam and Owen that have outed him as a liar.

Can you think of more Tony Pulis bullshit lies we have been fed this past few years.

To get you going.........

Demba Ba not Stoke City fit.
Too windy for Wilson Palacios to play.
Adam not got over his Fathers passing away.
Kenwyne Jones not settled because of his divorce.
3 year plan that turned into a 10 year plan.


anymore?...................

 

We are playing much better away this season?

 

Well that has to be his best all time lie mate!

 

Shotton is a winger?

I don't blame Pulis for Ba though. WHU and Newcastle wouldn't have paid 8m for him either, failed medicals for the both of them to, and Hoffenhiem went form demanding 7-8m, to taking 500k off West Ham for him, so they obviously had concerns too. Not that it makes up for the rest for the bullshit though.

And r.e. Jones' divorce, I heard rumors his wife divorced him because she suspected he's gay? I don't know (or care) if it's true, just thought it an odd thing to hear.

 

How can you tell pulis is lying?

His lips are moving!

Evolution (did he really say that word)?

 

If I remember right, he actually said that Shotton was the next Bale!

 

Wow - each to their own! No wonder Walters runs so ard!

 

Gareth Bale or Bale as in Hay?

Looking for a pass from Shotton is like looking for a needle in a haystack

 

Just about everything he's said seems to be bullshit, with so many things now being disputed by the players involved does anyone beleive a word he says!!!

 

If Pulis said goodnight to me I would have to go outside to check if it was dark!

 

When he said "we are Stoke, we don't complain / we just get on with it". In general, I'd like to think isn't a lie, but he complains about everything

 

This club end of quote it's STOKE CITY FOOTBALL CLUB you idiot Clueliss.

One that comes to mind is.. Tuncay wants to stay at Stoke City a week later.. in writing and during a recorded interveiw Tuncay say's. " I can no longer play for Stoke City" He then left the club?

Oh and " I think Wilson is one of the top left backs in the country" He's NOT a left back but who are we to argue with the "Clueliss one"

Waddo it's going dark where i am mate love it!