The time is right
To stop the blight
Of goals against, methinks,
This knack of ours
Continually sours
PL´s after match drinks
So if we should
Do ourselves good
And lead Rangers QP,
Let´s lock the door
Don´t let them score
Especially one for free
Simple it sounds
But how we´ve found
It hard on a match day,
And if we go
Score four or so
To their three, it´s OK
But that 4-3
Could easily
Become 3-4, you know,
If they can sense
That our defence
Has Christmas gifts on show
Now a one-nil
Will always fill
Me with a sense of joy,
And to concede
No goals won´t lead
PL to get annoyed
It´s not his way
I know, to play
With a one-nil in mind,
But even he
I´m sure would be
Happy with one this time
But if the norm
Of this year´s form
Continues, and they score,
Then let it be
Most happily
That we go and score more.
OTBC
To stop the blight
Of goals against, methinks,
This knack of ours
Continually sours
PL´s after match drinks
So if we should
Do ourselves good
And lead Rangers QP,
Let´s lock the door
Don´t let them score
Especially one for free

Simple it sounds
But how we´ve found
It hard on a match day,
And if we go
Score four or so
To their three, it´s OK

But that 4-3
Could easily
Become 3-4, you know,

If they can sense
That our defence
Has Christmas gifts on show
Now a one-nil
Will always fill
Me with a sense of joy,
And to concede
No goals won´t lead
PL to get annoyed
It´s not his way
I know, to play
With a one-nil in mind,
But even he
I´m sure would be
Happy with one this time

But if the norm
Of this year´s form
Continues, and they score,
Then let it be
Most happily
That we go and score more.
OTBC
