The Thread Of Boringness and nothing to see here... AND DOOM!!!!!!! The official game

I have devised a new prediction game, which I think is more original and more interesting than predicting first goalscorer. Essentially, you(except Tash) pick one player (or get stuck with one) and the points are awarded each week based on Tash's famous predictions.

The rules:

1. Toon Not606 users only to begin with, with spaces up for grabs to others after.
2. Each Newcastle player has a maximum 3 spaces up for grabs, and Not606ers can only have one player, so pick fast!
3. Players may be traded throughout the season between Not606ers (or simply transferred), but your accumulated points to that point remain the same. Just let me know of the trade/transfer on one of the threads before the next match.
4. Your score per (premier league, euro or cup) game is whatever Tash has rated the player out of 10, so obviously he can't play.
5. Double points are awarded to a player if Tash selects him as MOTM.
6. Pardew counts as a player for the purposes of the game, as he scores points in the same fashion.
7. If Tash awards an N/A, that means 0 points.
8. If Tash swears in his prediction thread you have to down three fing... oh wait, that's a different game .
9. Tash's prediction scores are the final say, even if he's wrong
10. I'll add more rules when Obi finds a loophole...

So, here's the draft

00. Pardew-baby (JPF,)
1. Krul (G4rd,)
2. Coloccini (Freddd,)
3. Santon (DT, LTF,)
4. Cabaye (Santy,)
5. Simpson
6. Willo
8. Anita (East Stand,)
9. Cisse (ACS, Sir Bob's Jig,)
10. Ben Arfa (AB, JamesBond,)
14. Perch (ColoC,)
15. Gosling
16. Taylor
17. Amouthful
18. Jonas (Chris1986, LadyEl, Geordie in the Fen) FULL
19. Ba (SPMS,)
20. Bigi (abcCisse,)
21. Elliot
22. Marveaux
23. Shola (Jimiley,)
24. Tiote (Pulp,)
25. Over-ran
27. Saylor
28. Sammy
29. Vuckic
30. Ranger
31. Ferguson
33. Good
34. Tavernier
37. Harper
39. Abeid
40. Campbell
42. Alnick
The Imaginary Player Who Has Absolutely Zero Chance of Touching A Blade of Grass On The St Jame's Turf (if he plays, Obi gets 50,000,000,000,000,002 points)- (Obi,)

Hopefully that list will be supplemented in January, at which point we can squabble over new picks! Until then, choose wisely good luck

 

Santon!

 

Ben Arfa

 

Cabaye

 

Ba!

 

Bastard. I was gonna pick him.

Cheick please.

 

You still can, each player has three spaces mate. Seeing as we pretty much have a first 11, it gives better options

 

Cheers JPF!

 

Ah, so that's what you meant by that.

I'll stick with Tiote lest he finds this, hunts me down, and kills me for changing my mind.

 

Your welcome, congrats on getting up the big century you stud muffin

 

Cisse

 

I forgot you were a mod for a second, and was seriously freaked out when I went to edit your name in, and found it was already there!

 

Rep

 

Thought I'd spook you fella

 

Congrats dude.. Tonne up

 

I didn't want to freak you out in case I didn't get my prize again.

 

I think I'll go for Pardew... Don't know if Tash has ever awarded him MOTM, but he'll at least always "play".

Of course, I'll just have to make-up some more rules if he gets another touchline ban

 

Always with the grudges

I think you'll find the first installment has already been credited to your account. We here at JPF's repbank are very sorry for the inconvenience

 

Yeah yeah, heard it all before.

 

As Tash isn't here to vote at the moment, do you think you should let him have a proxy vote and put 25. Over-ran in for him?