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The thing you want to hear most on Sunday..?

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tickler, Oct 17, 2012.

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  1. Tickler

    Tickler Well-Known Member

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    Mine would be...

    "And titus makes it 6 for Sunderland!"

    obviously the chances of that are RIDICULOUSLY low but i remain hopeful



    What do people want to hear/dont want to hear?
     
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    Tickler, Oct 17, 2012
  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Sessegnon song on repeat after 2 goals & an assist...

    Would mean a win, and a return to form for the best player we have had in my lifetime.
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    'Hi my name's Kelly Brooke, take your trousers off please.'
     
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  4. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    OOOOooooooooft, its fallen off!
     
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  5. LFT

    LFT Well-Known Member

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    'it appears Shola Ameobi has injured himself in the prematch warmup'
     
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  6. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    this!!
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Massively obvious joke in the OP for a Toon fan, let's see how long it takes...

    On Sunday, I'd like to hear "The Challenger2 tank is booked to pick you up tomorrow at 9am to go and pick up your Euromillions winners cheque, en route we are going to drive over Steven Gerrards house and car, be sure to wear some nice smelling aftershave too because Nicole Schertzinger wants to sit on your face, remember? By the way what time do you want me to let Gareth Barry out of the lion enclosure?"
     
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  8. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Aye an own goal to add to their previous five. Very funny that.
     
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  9. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Can you elaborate on the Scherzinger bit please...
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Haha she specifically said it via Facetime, no way was it in text, I saw her face and her lips moving. I should arrive in London about 8pm Saturday in my tank, I hope she's not got any plans then that would really annoy me.
     
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  11. HorsleyHillCat

    HorsleyHillCat Well-Known Member

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    Don't want to hear, Ba steps up to take the penalty, want to hear, Mignolet saves Ba's penalty
     
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  12. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I'll accept a pair of worn panties as evidence.

    Hers, not yours, ta.
     
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  13. HorsleyHillCat

    HorsleyHillCat Well-Known Member

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    Want to hear NUFC have gone tits up & out of business
     
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  14. Tickler

    Tickler Well-Known Member

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    Or Mike Ashley has pulled the plug and Newcastle being docked 30 points and the first team players are in revolt?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    One pair of soiled duds coming up, I heard Lewis hasn't been round to clear out his sock drawer yet so there might be a gimp mask, a strap on and a studded paddle going if anyone else wants in on the souvenirs?
     
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  16. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Vaccum sealed please, I'll cover the postage ;)
     
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  17. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    "Shola Ameobi is in the starting line up and has cloned himself 10 times. Sammy and Tomi await on the subs bench."
     
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  18. joeisonfire

    joeisonfire Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland now go above Newcastle in the table after that emphatic victory
     
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  19. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Its not meant to dribble like that is it?
     
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  20. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    One of the best things I've read on here!!!

    I'd like to hear "Well the 1st goal may have been offside, the second came off his arm and went in but the result is all that matters and it's 2-0 to sunderland"
     
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