Honest injun. Never knocked one out at work. Knocked them out in the morning before getting oot ma bed, of course, but never did it at work.
I genuinely thought you lot were at the wind up talking about ****ing at work. That's truly horrific that you do it.
There's a whole working subculture based around it. Subtle signals so that blokes know when they can nip off and knock wan oot. Otherwise you may have an awkaward situation where the bloke in the next cubicle is knocking wan oot anaw. That would be horrific.
I think I was a lone puller this morning. Last week, I was having one and, clearly, a big fat guy was heaving his way through a sherman next door. Nearly knocked me off my stride.
We have 3 seperate toilets, 1 for men, 1 for the birdz and 1 mixed...the walls are quite thin so if you time it right you can hear the birds in the next door
Mixed toilets eh? Now I would definately knock one out listening to a hot burd pishing in the next cubicle
I had a **** on the bus once, and on work experience when I was at school. I was a serial public masturbator. The worst kind.
Imagine if a **** rag and a tampon bred in the sewer and a swamp baby crawled back up the U-bend and wrought terror across the UK.
You can always tell too, when you see them slinking off to the toilet with their handbag. Dirty bleeding bitches.
