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Off Topic The Statement Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Ozzymac, Jan 10, 2020.

  1. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Given all the statements that appear to be flying around at the moment i thought we should have a thread where we can all make a statement so that the rest of the board no where we stand with important matters.

    Therefore...

    Ozzymac has prepared the following statement for the masses:

    "Tofu is evil and will never in my opinion be considered a food"
     
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  2. SAFCY

    SAFCY Guest

    I believe in miracles, where you from, you sexy thing, sexy thing you
     
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  3. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive (Short/Ross/Donald/Methven/Parkinson) *delete where appropriate. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.
     
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  4. Flash Gordon

    Flash Gordon Well-Known Member

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    I believe that this statement thread is blasphemous as Ozzymac is praying for a false God (a big centre forward). It's clear that the real hero that we need will be the pivot in a 3 man midfield and therefore I will be starting a counter movement "The people's statement thread" to represent Sunderland fans who pray for the real Messiah.
     
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  5. SAFCY

    SAFCY Guest

    Brady’s available
     
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  6. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    When Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do it with a spotless bot.
     
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