The Star? Hmm, I think I see a flaw. It's hardly the Washington Post is it? More like our version of the National Enquirer.
3rd Greatest Briton of all time so she was, what with her Charidee work and defusing all those landmines, plus she destroyed the race prejudice we have in this country and saw the person underneath, despite the colour of their skin. She'd shag anyone.
"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face". L.Ward, Mansfield. --------------------------------------------------------- "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too". A.Christie,Hendon. ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are ****" J.Clement. Grantham. ---------------------------------------------------------- "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly" D.Holmes, Somerset. ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover." L. J.Worthington, Penrith. ---------------------------------------------------------- "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off". S.Wilson, Bristol. ---------------------------------------------------------- "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal family without being accused of being homosexual". J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
"Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to experiment with drugs". E. Franks, Cheshire. ---------------------------------------------------------- "On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences". T.Watson, Ilford. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists". Y. Howell, Slough. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?" W.Waugh, Richmond. ---------------------------------------------------------- "It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads." K. O'Neil, Inverness. ---------------------------------------------------------- "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her public duties". N. Wallace, Swansea. ---------------------------------------------------------- "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible event" E. Thompson, West Lothian. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel better" P.McGregor, Southampton. ---------------------------------------------------------- "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin". R. Thompson, Bath. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?" R. Combes, Romford. ---------------------------------------------------------- "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'you know it's not true' she said, 'you don't smell of ****'. She was a wondrous person". E.Collier, London. ---------------------------------------------------------- "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana". G.Williams, West Midlands. ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow. ---------------------------------------------------------- "If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless bastard!" J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath. ---------------------------------------------------------- "She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort" T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
"No matter how you look at it this one is nowhere near as much fun as when Diana died" Jim Sibbs Esher
Nexus said it was a conspiracy. Good enough for me and millions of others. Some people just cannot face truths alas.
My take on the diana hit she was murdered due to the fact a)she was pregnant with dodi son and b)SHE WAS UPSETTING THE ROYAL HOUSEHOLD TO MUCH -ask yourself this why did it take so long for the queen to lower the flag when she died?Their up to their necks in it it was a hit simple.Imagine the uprour if she married dodi a strong muslim this would have brought the whole royal household crushing down like a pack of cards i like see the offices of phillip and charles raided by cops and search for any evidence like payment or diary etc they are guilty as ****.