So what we all got planned for @DUNCAN DONUTS birthday tomorrow guise? A surprise party maybe Obviously this message will self destruct in 5 mins, because the fake birth date Duncs registered with is strictly private and confidential #GDPR
Come on guise, more ideas for presents? I got Pete this last Christmas, was well happy with his present... please log in to view this image
Golden rule smashed out of the park breaking a ten year old's nose and causing the batter untold drama and the fear of litigation.
I don't need one with you about , you have a vague recollection of significant dates in my life and there's always the not at all creepy search bar list you and Stan made . Do you vaguely remember when everyone's birthday is, or is it just me you have the creepy obsession for ? I must admit that the only person I know who's birthday is , is Saffy . And of course Dan as we share the same day
I never deal in currency larger than a 20 mate, everyone looks at you well dodgy otherwise #PikeyRules
Going out for lunch with my dad and eldest son today , I wonder if i tell the waiter/waitress I'll get a balloon and a cake ? I won't tell her it's not until tomorrow though , hope she doesn't use the search bar too . Could be quite embarrassing