Mission Control: "Mr Astronaut, are you ready for lift off? We're just going to burn a ****ing ****load of highly flamable fuel behind your arse and send you into outerspace. I hope you don't have a leak when in space and die or burn up on re-entry. Over" Mr Astronaut: "Copy mission control, no problem here. We know we have some of the greatest minds in the scientific world there supporting us. Over" Mission Control: "Mr Astronaut. Change of Plan. We can't lift off. It's raining". Mr Astronaut: "WTF?"
