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The Snip

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Anyone of you had it done? Is it like the adverts where they say you can pop down during your lunch break for the op and be riding horses the same afternoon or do your nads look like purple pineapples for weeks with a side order of ceaseless agony?

    I've heard many conflicting stories from a mild ache to never ending pain like burning hot needles being jabbed into your bawbag to losing all pumping function.

    Don't mind shooting blanks as long as I can at least lock and load in the first place.
     
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  2. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    you cant jump straight back on the horse but it does not take too long

    of course i find being booted in the balls quite refreshing so....
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Asked the doctor after my second for the snip and he said I was too young (23)
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Be a man - keep your balls
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    What's wrong with using contraceptives? Oh, that's right...
     
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  6. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Oh right what?
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I forgot you were one of them kafflicks.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Then you thought wrong. Anyway, surely the snip is a form of contraception?
     
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  10. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Once you have the snip do you have to wear a cone round your head like a dog has to??
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Mine was a bit of a nightmare. Really sore for a few days, then despite taking salt baths daily the incision got infected. Had to go on strong anti-biotics. The actual procedure itself was painful. I had a local anesthetic, and apart from the excruciating needle in the nads, I could feel far too much pulling and snipping for my liking. I would definitely recommend a general anesthetic. Three years later and my balls are still a little tender.

    But it's all been worth it for the peace of mind <ok>
     
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    I think the snip should be compulsory for anyone born in Merseyside and south London as soon as they reach puberty.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And Bristol. And Glasgow. And Ireland.
     
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