The Smug One v Whinger (Round 2)

Seconds out!

Wenger (commenting on Chelsea's tactics): "It is easy to defend."

Mourinho: "It's not easy. If it was easy, you wouldn't lose 3-1 at home to Monaco."

BOOM!

We have a knock-out!

The Smug One 2 v 0 Whinger

 

Please vote on my Wenger thread/poll

 

What is funny this weekend is Pooch saying that Spuds need a 'big summer' of spending big to compete.

Somebody needs to have a quiet word with him about that. The last chump pissed £120m up the wall for them to finish 6th and **** up any chance of Champions league football.

Sorry Pooch, but the Spuds ain't a top 4 side. Should have stuck with Southampton if you wanted a push for CL football.

 

Which is why he says we have to invest!

 

Somebody must have failed to mention to him then that you've just 'invested' £120m into the squad

* for invested read : Spunked up the wall

 

Exactly! The money was not spent wisely, and it didn't make us a top 4 side. Hence the need to spend more money - this time wisely - to make us a top 4 side.

You're not very smart, are you, PISKIE?

 

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that

 

Anyhooo...

This is getting off the topic, PISKIE.

What do you think about The Smug One "owning" Wenger, again?

You've got to admit that it's like watching a very poor double act. Little and Large, for example, with Wenger playing the Sid LIttle role (although without Sid's comic timing).

 

I think Wenger will lose it in round 4

 

I'm trying to be generous to Wenger by thinking that he's doing it on purpose, by setting himself up as the fall-guy for Mourhino's devastating put-down; but, you know, I think Wenger just be that dumb!

 

Pooch : 'Danny, we need to invest in this squad'

Danny : '**** off Pooch, I've already invested £120m and the players can't win **** all for toffee'

Pooch : 'Well you bought them you ****'

Danny : 'Did I ****, It was that ****** AVB'

Pooch : 'Well now I'm in charge I want to invest'

Danny : 'There's no money left, we've pissed it all up the wall'

Pooch : 'I've got an idea, we'll sell Harold Kane, job done:

 

Scene: Wenger's office ahead of a clash with his nemesis, The Smug One.

Wenger: "I need to zay sumsing 'orrible about Jose. Zis time I must win ze mind-game."

Sychophant: "Good one, boss! Do you have something in mind?"

Wenger [chuckling]: "Oui, bien sur! I 'ave seen 'ow 'e likes to - 'ow you say - park ze bus?"

Sychophant [getting excinted]: "Yeah...?"

Wenger: "Well...I will say zat eet iz easy to defend, but I will say eet with my most sarcastic French face, and ze whole world will see zat I am a genius!"

Sycophant [hesitant]: "Er...I'm not sure that's very wise, boss..."

Wenger: "Why not? I sink eet iz ze perfect put-down for Jose!"

Sycophant: "Well, we did get trollied 1-3 at home by Monaco, boss. Don't you think you'd be setting yourself up for a very easy and completely predictable retort from The Smug One, and make yourself look like a complete bell-end, yet again?"

Wenger: "Not at all."

Sychophant: "Okay. It's your call, boss."

Wenger: "Good. Oh, and by ze way..."

Scyhophant: "Yes, boss?"

Wenger: "Pick up your P45 on ze way out. I don't want foolish people working in my team."

 

I couldn't be arsed to read that HIAG.

You need to make your quips shorter

and funny

 

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PISKIE thinks my skit lacks humour, NSS.

I wonder why?

 

Yes, I wonder!...

 

I think the banter between the two of them is highly amusing. Jose losing the plot and going into the specialist in failure rant before finishing the season trophy less to arsenals FA Cup was a personal highlight.

This time around you could see wenger had a smile on his face as he made the comments and mourinho took the bait, but his answer is hilarious, defending was never going to be a stick to beat Chelsea with lol

Mourinho seems to switch back and forth between being really disrespectful in his remarks towards wenger, to being a total arse licker about how only him and wenger are top coaches in the league, how wenger should get credit for what he's done at arsenal etc... It seems to depend how much of a rival he sees arsenal as, when we are doing well he slates wenger, when we are doing not so well he praises him. As I said it's highly amusing the relationship the two of them have.

 

Yeah, it depends on what game Maureen's trying to play. If he thinks being rude & nasty will get the reaction he wants, he goes for that. Or, if he thinks he can charm, or flatter his opponent into letting their guard down, he'll try that instead. Best is just ignore him, don't respond. Most can't resist and just have to bite, once you do that, he's hooked you.

 

Yes, that glorious FA Cup.
Arsenal are the FA Cup champions!
And the Community Shield Champions!
And the Markus Liebhar Cup Champions!

 

FA Cup > Nothing

And you completely missed the point of my post for the sake of having a little wum