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Off Topic The Sex Thread

Discussion in 'Watford' started by vic-rijrode, Feb 4, 2015.

  1. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Well-Known Member

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    Well we've had (interminable) debates on both religion and politics just recently so I thought we could discuss the third of the unholy trinity.

    Topics could include:

    * Best techniques for satisfying one's partner

    * Most selfish positions

    * Are foreigners sexy?

    * Is the female orgasm a myth?

    * Most deviant places for having sex

    * The best places on the internet to buy Viagra

    * Should sex toys be banned as being "un-natural" and against religious teaching

    * Should all football fans abstain from sex on the night before a game?

    * Are most Tories gay?

    * Are most Liberal supporters impotent?

    * Will the average Labour supporter last more than 3 minutes

    etc. etc.

    Well, it's just a thought......
     
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    Oh boy - this could be interesting!
     
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  3. hornetsfan1963

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    Do any ladies view this site ? ( If so it might be fun to wind them up ) :emoticon-0105-wink:
    ..Apparently the G-spot is a myth
     
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    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Well I never thought it was a mythter! ;)
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    vic-rijrode only opened this thread to find out information
     
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  6. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Well-Known Member

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    Yes, oh yes I did - phwoarrrrrrrrr!

    PS Not sure what happened to this reply but I was responding to our Bush mate who asserted I was only after information.
     
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  7. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    In my experience 'the' G-spot is definitely a myth - all the women I have 'met' have multiple G-spots. Finding them was half the fun...
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  8. Bolton's Boots

    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    1. No

    2. Not sure that 'deviant' is the correct term, but our house in Queensland had two favourite spots. Our swimming pool was often used at midnight, once we were sure the kids were asleep.. :emoticon-0111-blush The house also had a wrap-around verandah which was great for sitting out in on hot days with a cool drink. It was also very tempting to use the day beds we had there when we thought no-one was around. Unbeknownst to us, our number three son was conceived in full view of the neighbours and passers-by.
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    NZHorn Well-Known Member

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    Isn't sex the number that follows five?
     
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    Bolton's Boots Well-Known Member

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    In polite society in Edinburgh, it's what the coal man delivers your coal in...
     
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    The way things are going I may have to pay for it soon.... <whistle>
     
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  12. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Most of us do! It's called marriage!
     
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    * Best techniques for satisfying one's partner - Learning new DIY skills and fixing the washing machine.
    * Most selfish positions - With another woman.
    * Are foreigners sexy? - Sometimes, but certainly not if they're chaps.
    * Is the female orgasm a myth? - Nessie told me it wasn't.
    * Most deviant places for having sex - In a police station foyer.
    * The best places on the internet to buy Viagra - You don't need that stuff, use the charlady.
    * Should sex toys be banned as being "un-natural" and against religious teaching. - Only blow-up sheep.
    * Should all football fans abstain from sex on the night before a game? - Why?
    * Are most Tories gay? - No, more riding crops and the like.
    * Are most Liberal supporters impotent? - Probably.
    * Will the average Labour supporter last more than 3 minutes. - Some older one are lifers, but any girl who is "red under the bed" is worth a look.
     
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    I'd have said going round to see her sister when the football's on actually!
     
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    Depends what the sister looks like, and that could qualify for the selfish position.
     
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    Should I say that Mrs H-F has a season ticket for the Ars....??? Perhaps not, oh well, nevermind!
     
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    I can“t believe the sewing thread is more popular!

    Best techniques for satisfying one's partner
    Most selfish positions? 6miner!
    Are foreigners sexy? We play sexy footy.
    Is the female orgasm a myth? No
    Most deviant places for having sex? back of a van her parents were driving.
    The best places on the internet to buy Viagra? seriously are you getting that old!
    Should sex toys be banned as being "un-natural" and against religious teaching? Where is that in the bible!?
    Should all football fans abstain from sex on the night before a game? Boxers have to months before a fight, right?

    Are most Tories gay? All politicians are probably bent.
    Are most Liberal supporters impotent?
    Will the average Labour supporter last more than 3 minutes?
     
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  18. Bolton's Boots

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    Whose ars - and what toy does she use when she's playing there?

    We have to know....
     
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    We've probably all seen this, but in case you missed it :
     
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