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The seventh day

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  1. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Bear in mind that the Lord has given you the Sabbath, that is why on the sixth day he gives you bread for two days. Everyone is to stay where he is on the seventh day, no one is to go out.

    The woman said, "I know that MESSIAH is coming. When he comes, he will explain everything to us."
    So the people rested on the seventh day.

    But it was not the Messiah. Twas John the Baptist who returned from the north. He came to The Liberty.

    The crowd silenced and he walked to the centre circle. A drum could be heard in the East. He cried “Listen up all ye Jacks. After me will come one who is more powerful than I, whose sandals I am not fit to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire. His winnowing fork is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing floor, gathering his wheat into the barn and burning up the chaff with unquenchable fire. It is he who will take you to The Promised Land.”

    Swansea City v Liverpool
    The Seventh Day
    25th November 2012 - 1.30pm
     
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  2. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    Bloody Hell thats great !!

    Im not into religon myself...if people ask "what releigon are you " i always answer "Jedi Knight" followed by the words "you dont need to see my identification,these arnt the droids your looking for ,you may go about your buisness..move along..move along " which if anyone hasnt seen Star wars makes me come across as an absolute ****ing lunatic...<laugh>
     
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  3. Dilligaf

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    I've seen Star Wars and I still think you're a Fcuking lunatic ;););)

    I can't wait for next week to play our reserves and give Brenda a warm welcome
     
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  4. PaGaNsWaN

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    Sorry to disappoint you but there really is no God/Lord/Messiah. 99.9% FACT
     
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  5. PGFWhite

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    (a) it's tongue in cheek
    (b) u can't have a 99.9% fact - FACT. <laugh>
     
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  6. Norway-jack

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    ....<laugh> init, the Liverpool game is gonna be fooking bouncing !! the new players are going to witness what a rocking Liberty is all about, the likes of Michu,pablo, JDG should get some real inspiration from the fans.

    Intresting thing though, do we keep the side unchanged ?
    Do you think Laudrup will keep the same line up or do you think Surez movement will cause us problems and therefore go for a more mobile chico instead of monk
     
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  7. Yankee_Jack

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    I think Chico might be back in for this.

    LOL for the original post ... Rings so true.
     
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  8. Master Yoda

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    Where is De Guzman from? Thought he was Spanish but he sounded American on MOTD.
     
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  9. SA9JACK

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    Canadian born with a Filipino father, Jamaican mother, and Dutch citizenship
     
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  10. Master Yoda

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    Ah, should have known <laugh>
     
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  11. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    ..who moved from the spanish league to play for a team in wales in the english league ..<ok>
     
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  12. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    It's the Premier League, not the English League! We have trouble telling the English lads that never mind our own fans saying it!!
     
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  13. Norway-jack

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    ...<laugh> yeah, forgot about that one :)
     
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  14. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Thats a warning Norway! Another one and your banned <laugh>
     
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  15. Norway-jack

    Norway-jack Well-Known Member

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    ...<laugh> ok , no problemo a banning order could be cool actually, give me some street cred with the unruley posters on here <cheers>
     
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  16. DragonPhilljack

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    Hallelujah Brother PGF, I have seen the light, on the road to Liberty!....................<laugh>





    PS: Father forgive me for I have sinned! But please, please can we stuff the Scousers one more time................
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    Listen hear you heathen! If it's good enough for The Late Thierry Henry, it's good enough for us!..............<laugh>

     
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  18. PaGaNsWaN

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    (a) If I said all that with my tongue in my cheek I'd sound like Joseph Merrick or at least John Hurts version of him.

    (b) Always leave a little for doubt...er... FACT!




    That's another fecker we kept quiet on the pitch.
     
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  19. PGFWhite

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    Philip my son, I forgive thee. Thou wish will be granted and victory over men from the north will be gotten. (But you are not to go to Paddy Power and put a bet on).

    Pagan, visit the Liberty on The Seventh Day and thou shalt be converted. See the light my son, or thy shall be banished to the bowels of hell on earth, Legoland, for ever and ever arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  20. DragonPhilljack

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    <laugh>............Yes ban the heathen to Legohell!!......................
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