1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The secret behind Carroll's goals...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Klopp's Mannschaft, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,946
    Likes Received:
    1,879
    Martin Kelly on twitter:
    "Big Andy Carroll has used Jordan Henderson's hair gel for the last two games and scored both wining goals. Fact"

    Lets lube him up next game! Gel his leg hair for all I care but buy this stuff by the bucket for next season
     
    #1
    Klopp's Mannschaft, Apr 14, 2012
  2. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    13,224
    Likes Received:
    456
    He certainly sent a shock wave through wembley today.
     
    #2
    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Apr 14, 2012
  3. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2011
    Messages:
    11,197
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    Whens it going to start working for Henderson? <whistle>
     
    #3
    Magic Ted, Apr 14, 2012
  4. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2011
    Messages:
    11,197
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    Oh that's bad <laugh>
     
    #4
    Magic Ted, Apr 14, 2012
  5. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    13,224
    Likes Received:
    456
    I know, but I couldn't resist.
     
    #5
    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Apr 14, 2012
  6. Tyrannosuarez Rex

    Tyrannosuarez Rex Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    963
    Likes Received:
    12
    Torres - 59 apps, 8 goals for Chelsea
    Carroll - 50 apps, 10 goals for Liverpool

    Why do we get more stick for spending a chunk of the £50m sale, than the team who spent £50m on someone who performs worse.
     
    #6
    Tyrannosuarez Rex, Apr 14, 2012
  7. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,946
    Likes Received:
    1,879
    Because Torres has nicer hair?
     
    #7
    Klopp's Mannschaft, Apr 14, 2012
  8. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    13,224
    Likes Received:
    456
    Its a fact that Torres lost his skill when he cut off his hair.
     
    #8
    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Apr 14, 2012
  9. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    38,505
    Likes Received:
    7,251
    Any Carroll was not with his ponny hair today.<ok>
     
    #9
    LuisDiazgamechanger, Apr 14, 2012
  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    It was absolutely bryl creaming the bitters today. <ok>
     
    #10
    Zingy, Apr 14, 2012

  11. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,946
    Likes Received:
    1,879
    Oh dear...
     
    #11
    Klopp's Mannschaft, Apr 14, 2012
  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    I see the facepalm is constantly at the ready. <laugh>

    Welcome to the forum by the way. I'm sure you will settle in, just need to ignore some of the muppets on here such as JJ. <ok>
     
    #12
    Zingy, Apr 14, 2012
  13. pass&move

    pass&move Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    299
    Likes Received:
    5
    because we are liverpool; the beautiful bride of british football. they all hate us and love us equally. ask that man-u fan who is always here.
     
    #13
    pass&move, Apr 14, 2012

Share This Page