The Scottish Tories

In a way you've kind of got to admire their ineptitude. Whilst the Conservatives in England and Wales are riding the crest of a 20 year high wave their Scottish counterparts make themselves look like outdated ****wits time and again. Although I can't help but laugh at their comments.

Apparently Scots were "thick" for not accepting and liking Maggie Thatcher. Now I'm not saying that we Scottish aren't thick, we clearly are in many ways but none of them are for disliking Thatcher the Milk Snatcher. I mean any politician with an evil nickname like that is clearly a bad bastard.

My favourite is the Tory candidate who said about social carers "kids in care: why do the carers look like the great unwashed? They're supposed to be carers not warders."

Really, how out of touch with reality can you be. I'd like to see that **** spend all day with mental children, parents who are drunks and/or junkies then come home looking like the spiffed-up public school gayboy he clearly is.

 

what the **** are on about venom?

 

Sorry Nev, I know it's not about some fanny off the X-Factor but what I tend to do is read the news in the morning. You know that thing what tells you all about the world and it's goings on.....

 

aye fair enough but this is a bit to intellectual for us, am still tryin to learn about magic E.

so strip becomes stripe? and

trip becomes tripe?

 

That's cheered up my morning Nev

 

what about tommy sheridan ; what a fanny.

 

Exactly Venom - people born into money are ****in clueless about society - so, when they become MPs - representing teh local people - they are so far removed from "real life" that they consistantly make crass statements!

 

Hang the **** - worse than Galloway. At least Galloway told the Yanks tae get tae ****!

 

It's the ignorance of them that makes me cringe. The old boys network that the Tories are built on is so far outdated that they'll make fannies of themselves time-and-time again until they younger and more clued-up ****s have had enough of their sheer stupidity and get them to ****. 20 odd years ago they could pretty much get away with saying anything but these days it only takes one ****er with a phone or a video camera to catch them out.

 

Who's that now venom? Is that the jackal?

was it big Putin before?

 

Aye Big Vlad the Impaler

Now it's Ilich Ramírez Sánchez; The Jackal. ****ed-up **** if ever there was one

 

a read about him once. canny mind much of his antics tho. did he hate big charles de gaul? or am a thinkin of someone else?

 

Nearly Nev...the book by the name of' The Day of The Jackal' is about the assasination of De Gaul.

I think Carlos got the name because he read it in prison or had a copy when he was collered by the old bill

 

Close Castle. When the Police raided the home of his London girlfriend they found a copy of the book in the flat but it actually belonged to the flatmate of his bird. The British press being the sewer rats they are automatically assumed it was Carlos' book and he'd been reading it for ideas

Before the British Press gave him this pseudo-persona he was nothing more than an idiot with one botched assassination attempt on a Jewish banker to his name (He shot him point blank in the face and only broke a tooth)

I read "To The Ends of The Earth: The Hunt For Carlos The Jackal" by David Yallop who is probably the best investigate author that has ever lived.