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The Scots.

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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Look, yesterday we had a bit of a chat about the fine Irish folk from across the waters, and didn't really get to the bottom of the problem, so I thought we might try and find out what makes the kilties tick. Are they really such great fighters or are they just too thick to know when to duck a barney?
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    They weren't great fighters when we had them under our yoke for centuries. Bow and arrow > a rock.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Seriously, I think the average Scots bloke is more of a willing scrapper than his English counterpart. Not sure if that makes him better though. But the 'square go' seems to be more popular up there than it is with our cowardly feral youths.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You ever heard of rock, paper, scissors, bow and arrow you fat ginger baldy Manc with no hope of saving your marriage?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 16, 2012
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Square gos are over rated and rarely ever happen.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sadly I think this is true. What you see these days is snidey attacks.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 16, 2012
  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Most of my kickins' have come at the hands of groups of ****s to be honest.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A man has a square go.


    A dafty blindsides or chibs.


    'ems the facts.


    blindsiders and chib merchants are bigger cowards than ****s that run away.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 16, 2012
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've always said the Scottish are a nation of back stabbing bastards.

    It's true so don't argue with me or I'll get my lockback oot and follow ye <grr>
     
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  11. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Cyclonic, Oct 16, 2012

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