I was walking around work today and the levels of fanny have been at an all time high. It got me thinking about why some burds are instantly attractive and others aren't. Obviously anything dusky or darker doesn't get a look in from me but I can spot pretty at 100 paces, all the better if tight tops and lycra leggings are added into the equation. The combination of pretty, long blonde hair, firm tay-tays and a decent V showing off can make me incapable of reasoned thought and leave me mumbling to myself like a village idiot. What is it about a burd, or guy if that is your sort of thing, that you know within a nanosecond makes them a Wid? Feel free to make any answers as graphic as possible as I may end up using them as masturbatory material at a later date.
Out and about again today and the totty is in a bit of a quandary. Too cold for short summer skirts and dresses but too warm for full-on winter clothing. The result is a mish-mash of over or under dressed burds wishing the weather would make its mind up. What turns an initial Widnae into a definite Wid? At first glance you might not appreciate the finer points but let the gaze linger and the hidden charms become apparent. Example; see the burd from a distance and she's rather plain with frizzy hair so your initial reaction is a Naw but as she sashays towards you it can't help but be noticed that she's got a cracking set of tay-tays under that baggy jumper and you'd forgive the rather ordinary face for a go on the udders.
I find a tastefully made up coupon with full lips surrounded by either monochrome or brightly coloured Muslim headwear strangely excites my southern appendage!
Grove tries very hard to pretend he's not actually a ****. His hatred of pooves is also a strong indicator of his Sam-Axeness.
