12 - inbred cousins 11- fake armani's 10- lambert & butler 9 - pm curfew 8 - young children 7 - different fathers 6 - grammes of coke 5 - sovereign rings 4 - stolen alloys 3 - different asbo's 2 - cans of carlsberg AND A BRAND NEW CELTIC TAP ( those of a different footballing persuasion may want to change the end )