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The Sacrificial Lamb

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Red Hadron Collider, Mar 22, 2012.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Morning mancs.

    As a magnanimous gesture, I've decided to come on here to offer myself for matyrdom in the cause of Liverpool Football Club. This will save you the bother of having to come on our board to post your derision. I'm prepared to suffer anything you wish to throw at me, so start preparing your stones and whips. Let me give you some material to make your attack truly vitriolic.

    We really do have a collection of truly world-class players at our club. It's just been very bad luck that has robbed us of the PL title this season. You have prospered by stealing every ounce of luck that we should have had, whilst capitalising on your own. We were masterful last night, and were robbed by fate. Next season will be our season.

    Fill your boots boys. This is my version of self-harm <ok>
     
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  2. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Have some rep for the effort you have gone to.
     
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  3. daffy_matth10

    daffy_matth10 New Member

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    you mean average players.
     
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  4. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    What
    <whistle>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's the spirit daffy. Get that boot in. It's what it's about <ok>

    No. WORLD CLASS <ok>
     
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  6. daffy_matth10

    daffy_matth10 New Member

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    No. AVERAGE, and the reason why you won't league this season because you've been poor.
     
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  7. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Kenny Dalglish, Charlie Adam, Stuart Downing and Andy Carroll are the reason you can't compete.

    And as good as Suarez is someone needs to teach him how to finish.
     
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  8. Swarbs

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    Can't be arsed. Honestly, it's just no fun when your club, manager and players make it so easy. It's the equivalent of fighting someone who's just shot themselves in the foot with a Magnum Special. Much like you did last night... <whistle>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OUCH! Nice shot! We're not poor. We've spent loadsamoney <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Zowie! Right in the nuts <ok> Stuie Downing is one of the best left wings in world football <ok>
     
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  11. daffy_matth10

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    we spent half of £100 million pounds and are top of the league yet your 7th <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're no bloody fun. Typical 'natural scientist' <doh>
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Well ok then. In honour of your ability to spectacularly surrender a commanding lead and concede three goals in the second half I have coined a new term for your performance.

    I call it the "Reverse Istanbul" <ok>
     
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  14. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    The reverse istanbul <laugh>

    Can you see Kenny being in charge next season? There is nothing worse for a club than a manager merry go round.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Too clever by half <laugh> Unlike some <ok>
     
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  16. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    This summer could be a huge test of FSG's credentials as Liverpool owners. They've missed their minimum expectations for the season, but if they ditch the manager then whoever they bring in will probably want to replace Downing, Adam, Carroll and probably a fair few more players as well. That means a lot of money and writing off a fair chunk of the value of those three.

    The easy, and cheap, choice is to stick with Dalglish and hope he can do better in the league next season. Will they go for the tough option or take the easy way out?
     
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  17. Christiansmith

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    "The sadist refused to hit the masochist who begged for more punishment."
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're guess is as good as mine. Adam, world class as he undoubtedly is will have to go, but we didn't pay a huge amount for him, so won't take much of a hit, if any. I think they'll persevere with our massively talented centre forward. Can't decide about one of the best left wings in the world. Possibly another season. All will be revealed........................
     
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  19. Christiansmith

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    What are you on about? if you listen to the muppet he thinks he has had a successful season: won the fantastic Carling Cup, and more importantly lots of deals and sponsorships. Being among the top 4 or 6 is no longer an objective of the scousers....
     
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  20. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    You missed out happy faces at Melwood from his achievements <ok>
     
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