The Royal Wedding

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Dean24

Dean24

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Be honest, Who's watching :emoticon-0111-blush
I tell you what though I wouldn't mind being in Williams shoes on the wedding night
wooooohooooo I'd suck her toes for half an hour just for starters yummy yummy :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
Prince William has said he won't be having the traditional fruitcake at the Wedding. Prince Philip says he doesn't care and will still be going anyway :smile: Some good jokes around, anyone see the Royal Weding drinking game on Facebook and anyone actually playing said drinking game?
 
For the benefit of the people who haven't seen it.

Royal Wedding Drinking Game on Facebook said:
1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.

2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.

3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.

4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.

5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule)

6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.
(Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule)

7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.
(Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule)

8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.

9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "****" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!

10.Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!
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Isn't it on at like 10AM? Chances are I'll be asleep.

Kate is damn fine.
 
DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) said:
i might watch..unless Uncle Buck is on one of the other channels...
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I've got Uncle Buck on dvd great film, I liked John Candy in Trains Planes & Automobiles better though :emoticon-0100-smile, Speaking of which I wouldn't mind doing Kate on a Train on a Plane and on the back seat of my Ford Mondeo :emoticon-0102-bigsm Unfortunately though I'm gonna have to use my imagination, Back in five :emoticon-0111-blush
 
Why would i want to watch something that will probably/ definitely end in Divorce ? please remind me what they both have ever done to be famous ? apart from been a relation to the Queen infact.. what did the Monarchy ever do to be famous? its all a farce
 
Dowies_Hair said:
Why would i want to watch something that will probably/ definitely end in Divorce ? please remind me what they both have ever done to be famous ? apart from been a relation to the Queen infact.. what did the Monarchy ever do to be famous? its all a farce
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I hope it ends in divorce because William comes home early one day from a polo match walks into the bedroom and finds me behind Kate with my knob hanging out of her arse.
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Dean24 said:
Be honest, Who's watching :emoticon-0111-blush
I tell you what though I wouldn't mind being in Williams shoes on the wedding night
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Can't get you in his shoes, but aren't the BBC covering it like the F1? Just press the red button and select Prince William's camera to continue watching the day from his view point once the main coverage has finished. If it's not the BBC then I can't believe Sky's won't have it on PPV.

EDIT: As for my view on it, here's my new mug:

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I'll be watching to see if any calamities occur, live TV's good like that sometimes, couldn't care less about the blue-blooded chinless wonders though.
 
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