I had a weird feeling about this as well. Ashley hardly pinning Pardew down as a mistake in his "interview".
Don't ever mention the name of Pardew around these parts again. Are you lot trying to give me an aneurysm?
Where the hell is that fat ****er hiding? He probably got fed up of you being a **** and isn't coming back!!
You know we are getting so deperate that fatty degenerate Benni may be our only option. Such is the state of our club.