The Respect Campaign: Newsletter Update

As you may be aware, The Respect Campaign has been going on for some time now and its main priority has been to garner support and respect for anything that Sir Alex Ferguson deems as appropriate. This issue of the BackHander newsletter has some gratitude and gratuities to disperse.

It’s been a fantastic year so far after a slow and worrisome campaign last season where far too many goings on were put against Sir Alex and his band of supporters. During the summer break, all the officials were treated to a two week conference in Antigua, surrounded by opulence and splendour whilst undergoing advanced training to be utilised in this current campaign.

As you may be aware; its been beneficial and so we’d like to thank a few select bunch of individuals for making this year the most wonderful season ever. There is no need for names. You know who you are and we inspire you well to keep up the outstanding work.

We all know that sometimes mistakes happen and we at The Respect Campaign just want to reassure those that go against the grain will not be left aside. You are one of us. One happy and well paid family who together can ensure that The Respect Campaign and the jugger naught of Man Utd will be sailing smoothly into the future under the guidance and influence of Sir Alex.

Thank you and if you are aware of any European based representatives who like the high life and all expense paid holidays then contact the usual number.

A bribe isn’t for life but it can help make it better.

 

Funny how if a player makes a mistake of say missing the goal from 6 yards then some managers said it just wasn't their day today, however if a referee makes a mistake then they are a disgrace. Double standards...