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The Reality Thread

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by Doc, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. Doc

    Doc Well-Known Member

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    so jarred off as not many people contributing to this site of late. A couple in the morning then dead all day and a few drift in in an evening. Then from 7ish we get some banter and one liners from a few. Lets face it guys sometimes its hardly worth the bother. Shame because those who are still here all contribute and add a lot of sense as well as banter, but not really an active site is it.

    So anyway heres some reality for you all:

    Bielsa has told Phil Hay to STFU for being Scottish. Alioski has left the club in floods of tears because hes sick of being picked on for being offside. Tyler Roberts has had a fight with Bamford and hurt his knee again, Izzy said thanks for getting me fit again but left the club today to join Real Madrid, buck teeth the real Ronaldo said Bielsa is his ****puffin, who remembers Savijavic the Macedonian best player in the world from Milan who has said he wants to play for Leeds Utd, franko Baresi reckons Phillips is gay, heres a fact Kamel Miazec will be on the bench at the weekend, prince Charles wants to do the blonde with bigtits from LUFCTV no idea who he means. Cooper has got a recording contract as a rapper, BPF’s mum has married CJ Craig and now we have loads of letters on his shirt, and it seems Man City are now our feeder club as we just picked up one of their cleaners.
     
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  2. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Jamie Forrester broke my toaster <ok>
     
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    I'm BPF's Dad,he was conceived when his mum dropped the soap in the shower.
     
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  4. ristac

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    I wondered why he had the nickname slippery hands
     
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  5. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Carl Shutt served me a large cod and chips in the sea master, Andover last Thursday.
     
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  6. Doc

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    All I can say is fooking thick robbing bent twat Harvey has lined his own pockets and shafted the EFL. Why have shyte teams like Brentford, Reading and Bristol voting this shyte deal through

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46267320
     
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  8. Eric Le Merde

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    Alan Smith and Harry Kewell are signing on short term contracts to cover for our injury crisis, well they have nothing else to do at the moment. Asked how they will cope with the negative chanting from the crowd, they said that they would have no problem at all, having heard it all before. They had been posting on not606 for the past decade, while masquerading as Glory and Mighty, and started most of the bad rumours themselves.
     
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  9. Doc

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    Red Glory <laugh> wont be too long efore twitter bannhim for a while as he just loves trolling MPs, TV presenters, media types well anyone really who is into brexit. It seems Gory has a blue flag with yellow stars tatooed on his small prick
     
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  10. 2 pennth

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    It's always those with a small one who make the most noise.
     
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  11. FORZA LEEDS

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    He’s a ****ing sad twat
     
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  12. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member
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    In all seriousness Doc, your contribution to the forum like Rival watch, Rumours and Loan watch are spot on. Maybe I should reply more on them rather than just reading them, just like to say they’re appreciated and they’ve become my daily read (when I see updates) <ok>
     
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  13. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Doc,you write some great stuff,but a site is a site,some don't.
    So that's how it is.
    Breaking news:shako and OLOF have stopped drinking.
    OK that's a total lie.
     
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  14. milkyboy

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    And Leeds Lover Is here too
     
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  15. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    I like LL he brightens up this site <ok>
     
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  16. esteponawhite

    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Everyone brings something to this site,
    Even the wallies,
    Hang on where are they?
     
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  17. brisbane-lion

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    Don't look behind you. (Maybe that was a bad choice of words, but you know what I mean)
     
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  18. esteponawhite

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    I won't
    Can't see the wallies getting close in the near future.
    Howdo ,brissy,where's TC and the posse ?
     
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  19. milkyboy

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    He’s a little shiny Christmas bauble on a cold damp winter’s morning
     
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  20. davy

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    Interesting, looking back here - I've just had the same "show some class" conversation with the same 2 posters on another thread.

    Makes you wonder who the fecking sad twats really are, and if they have a bigger unstated agenda.

    I expect this post will be ignored as previously?
     
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