i didn't know Lord Elgin like a swift squeeze of his crown jewelsHere we go, Elgin Marbles mentioned again on here !
god gave me two beauty's to play with
but were you this poorThat reminds me…….
As a child,
we were so poor … ( how poor where you )
We was so poor, that
if l didn’t wake up with an erection each morning,
….. l’d have nothing to play with,
for the rest of the day!
Sheer fcukin luxury l say!

only jesting mate