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The real bottlers are....

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Nov 29, 2015.

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Real Prem league bottlers

  1. Spuds

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  2. Spurs

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  3. Small club from North London called Tottenham

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Take your pick
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Top top top thread. It's accuracy is unsurpassed in all of history.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Is this like the Scottish referendum? Can I vote twice? :bandit:
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Spurs usually bottle 4th place. But given the tatters that Chelsea's season is in, if they miss out this time it'll be the biggest bottling the premier league has ever seen
     
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  5. Let me guess, PIXIE, you're in your closet under your mum's stairs, praying that Arsenal can do better in the second half agaiinst lowly Norwich... am I right?
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Spurs not winning a League title in 54 years, not winning a FA Cup in 20 years, and only being in Champions League once in last 20 years is the true definition of a bottle job

    Spurs should be sponsored by the Milk Marketing Board as they are milkmen !
     
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  7. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    To be fair you have to be in the Champs league to bottle it.
     
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  8. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    I don't think that's the definition of a bottle job mate.

    Its more of a case of just being **** <ok>
     
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  9. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Spurs bottled out of bottling the CL :)
     
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  10. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Basically!
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Funny how this '****' team keeps finishing ahead of you. So, what does that make Pool then?
     
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    I think some people mistake not being very good for bottling it...its an understandable mistake cos it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.
    For example...
    1) If a team leads 4 nil with an hour played but end up drawing 4 all, is that being crap or bottling it?
    2) If a team loses a cup final to a team about to be relegated are the crap or bottlers?
    3) If a team is 4-2 up at home after 88 minutes against their neighbours but still do not win is that bottling it or being ****?
    4) If a team lose a cup quarter final against against a league 2 club is that a bottle job or a sign of being crap?
    5) If a team lose 3 nil to a mid table championship club in a cup match what do you class that as?
    6) If a team lose to a chelsea team going through the worst run in over 20 years is that a case of squeaky bum time or being cack?
    7) If a team (in one week) takes the lead against WBA and Norwich but only take a point in total from the 2 games are the terrible or bottlers?

    I would have mentioned being 2 up against a relegation threatened wign side with 9 minutes to go and somehow losing 3-2 or a side being 2 nil up against their neighbours (at home) and losing and being 3-1 up away and only getting a draw (both in the the same season). ...but that would be over the top

    <laugh>
     
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    It is hard to know whether they are crap or a bottle job given you have been so inscrutable in not revealing what team it is. Are you going to post the answer soon?
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I would like to point out that these are all made up scenarios as no team could be that **** or that cowardly to provide such an extensive list in just an 8 year period!
     
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  15. Sharpe*

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    What have you lot ever won, ever?

    You may finish above us for a few years but you never actually win anything.

    Unless success counts as finishing above us?
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    We win nothing, nowt, nader, zilch, zero...cos we are ****e...and have still finished above you 5 out of the past 6 seasons! Weird huh?
    Maybe if you ask the prem to give you points cos of your history then you will be back in your rightful position above us <ok>
     
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    Let's put this in context. You called us a **** team. I pointed out that as we regularly finish above you nowadays - note the word nowadays! - that must make you worse than ****!?
     
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  18. gooner4ever

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    and yet Arsenal still manage to finish above Spurs every year so how **** are Spurs !
     
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    Spurs win the finish above Liverpool trophy for 6 (?) years out of 10000006888 years. Well done <applause>
     
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  20. SpursDisciple

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    Thank you
     
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