The Quotes place

Yep I know, post 8

 

"Strike anything that moves close to the grass. If it's the ball, then it is even better."

- Nereo Rocco

 

Post 9

 

You want to revisit your embarrassment?

 

Talking of which: If history repeats itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Terry Venables

 

The only way Marc Bircham will be going to Tottenham is if he buys a ****ing season ticket.

Terry Venables

 

Matches don't come any bigger than FA Cup quarter-finals.

Neil Warnock

 

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

Ron Atkinson

 

Reporter to Gordon Strachan. Can we have a quick word please. Strachan to reporter. Velocity.

 

Harry Redknapp on joining Spurs - They only had two points from eight games until I got here.
Harry Redknapp on joining Portsmouth - They were playing Hartlepool and Darlington every week until I got here.

 

**** off you ****ing prick

Jill Scott last week in the Euro final

 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. -Margaret Mead

 

I spent a lot of money on booze. birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best.

 

"A perfect team must have a goalkeeper who saves everything, a killer in defense, a genius in midfield, a mona who scores and seven donkeys running."

- Nereo Rocco (again)

 

The biggest regret of my whole football career was leaving White Hart Lane in 1970.... my interest weakened after that. I was heartbroken.

Jimmy Greaves

 

Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil than English sides like Wales.

Ron Greenwood

 

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

David Pleat

 

"For all those watching in black and white, spurs are in the yellow"
John Motson MOTD mid 70s

 

Chimbonda as Shimbomba

Benayoun as some variant of Bennynoon.

Youri Djorkaeff as Youri Jerkoff

Teddy Sheringham as Terry Shedingham

David Pleat

 

"The big Cuban opens his legs and shows his class" David Coleman at 1976 Olympics