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the 'questions you would shout to gus poyet if you saw him across the street' thread

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  1. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    'gus, has your keen chimp sense of smell managed to adjust to the stench of sunderland yet?'
     
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    MF SHAK, Jun 20, 2014
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Why have I skipped forward 6 weeks into the premier league season? And why am I in Doncaster?
     
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  3. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    It looked better written in capitals :grin:
     
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  4. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    So Gus Poyet, what first attracted you to the stinking 5h1thole known as sunlun?…:emoticon-0172-mooni


    Brighton are set to call in the police to investigate a misdemeanour at the club - after excrement was found in the away dressing room..:emoticon-0119-puke: at the Amex before the play-off semi-final on Monday&#8230;<whistle> <somersault>
     
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  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Gus could you perhaps be the manager of Newcastle utd? This is due to the fact that our current manager is a ****ing dinosaur and an all round charlatan.
     
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    Gus if I ask nicely will you please not beat us again?
     
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    That sounds a bit puffy…:emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Jun 20, 2014
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    f**king hell JHTR that's a weak response mind I expect better from you
     
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    Gus... What diet delivers the perfect curler?
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have you ever been to Go Ape?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Given he is one of your own species, what are the chances of Sunderland signing Bale?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    On a scale of 1 to 10 how bitter about losing your best player to your rivals are you?

    1 being as bitter as a lemon
    10 being as bitter as the Sunderland fanbase
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 21, 2014
  13. MF SHAK

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    Gus, would getting jack colback back get that monkey off your back back?
     
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    <laugh>

    Dyin
     
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    Gus, first time you met the mackems… did you catch yourself thinking, **** there's something strange about this lot.<yikes>
     
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