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The Premier League 2013-14: What won't happen next season

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    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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  2. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    That was good, especially this part
    Robbie Keane announces that he will not be celebrating any goal he scores, in case he happens to be playing a former club. “Ah, I’ve played for so many it’s hard to keep count, you know?” he says. “Who have we got Saturday? Everton? Don’t think I played for them. Did I?”
     
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    This made me laugh!

    England are 1-0 up at Wembley in a World Cup qualification play-off against Croatia when Luka Modric strikes a shot that hits the bar and bounces over the line. The referee initially waves play on, but the new technology alerts him to the fact that a goal has been scored. England go on to lose, and the backlash is savage.

    “Our brave boys have been cheated out of Brazil 2014 by Sepp Blatter’s Fifa cronies,” reads one tabloid editorial. “Nobody in this country wanted goal-line technology. When will the Euro-crats learn to stop meddling with our game?”
     
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