The "Please would you just kindly **** off" Thread

#1 - Martin Skrtel... come on down!!

sell sell sell (no ones taking this turd on 80kpw)

Been saying this since before city made their mad bid of 21m, He is utter pants, always has been, dont be fooled by the skits.


#2
Balotelli

Why always you? because you're a ****cunt prima donna who somehow conned some of the biggest clubs in the world that you were a very good player, some twice


Thats all for now, feel free to vent.

 

Skrtel definitely. Not bothered about anyone else until that one is sorted.

 

add a dash of Benteke will ya, sprinkle of hendo

 

have to throw in a migs as well.

we used to have a decent standard of goalies, why the **** did we let riena go.

i dont care about head turned, look at de gea still being professional.

migs, skrts, hendo, ballo, benteke.

thats a lot of wages gone straight away with little value added.

 

I don't think we need to drop Mignolet at the end of this season.

Bringing in two new keepers and hoping one or both instantly settle is a big gamble.

 

i dont think we should get rid of migs, just buy a clearly better keeper in the summer and let migs play back up.

 

Exactly. We're already dumping Bogdan next window.

 

owners wont do it though,

i agree with both of you in him being back up, but we had that when reina was here and let go to save wages,

they wont let migs stay on his wages as backup, so are you happy for him to be no 1?

 

**** to the no.

 

PLAYER AGE WEEKLY WAGE CONTRACT LEFT
Simon Mignolet (new deal) 27 £60,000 5 Years (2021)

Ádám Bogdán (New Signing)
27 £15,000 2 Years (2017)

Danny Ward
22 £5,000 4 Years (2020)

Mamadou Sakho (new deal) 25 £75,000 4 Years (2020)

Steven Caulker (loaned-in) 24 £30,000 6 month loan deal

Dejan Lovren 26 £65,000 3 Years (2019)

Martin Skrtel 31 £75,000 3 Years (2018)

Tiago Ilori 22 £20,000 3 Years (2018)

Joe Gomez (New Signing)
18 £10,000 4 Years (2020)

Kolo Touré
34 £65,000 Last Year (2016)

Alberto Moreno
23 £40,000 3 Years (2019)

José Enrique
30 £75,000 Last Year (2016)

Nathaniel Clyne (New Signing)
24 £70,000 4 Years (2020)

Jon Flanagan
23 £25,000 Last Year (2016)

Emre Can 22 £55,000 2 Years (2018)

Jordan Henderson (new deal) 25 £100,000 4 Years (2020)

Lucas Laiva 29 £80,000 2 Years (2017)

Joe Allen 25 £45,000 2 Years (2017)

James Milner (new signing) 30 £120,000 2 Years (2018)

Roberto Firmino (New Signing) 24 £100,000 4 Years (2020)

Coutinho (new deal) 23 £75,000 4 Years (2020)

Adam Lallana 27 £65,000 3 Years (2019)

Jordan Ibe 20 £10,000 4 Years (2020)

João Carlos Teixeira
23 £5,000 Last Year (2016)

Lazar Markovic (loaned-out) 21 £60,000 3 Years (2019)

Daniel Sturridge 26 £120,000 4 Years (2019)

Christian Benteke (New Signing) 24 £140,000 4 Years (2020)

Divock Origi 20 £15,000 3 Years (2019)

Danny Ings (New Signing) 23 £60,000 4 Years (2020)

 

UTD won

OK I will now **** off

 

Should have put it in a table

 

We can tell because you wouldn't have shown up otherwise

 

Be thankful i even copied and pasted it

 

Benteke is surely not on 140k making him joggers earner?

Skrtel has has to go.. Been saying it for 3 years, even during the season he scored about 7 it just papered over the cracks like constantly running away from the ball back to 18 yard box.

 

Here's my list of definite outs:
Skrtel
Mignolet
Bogdoff
Benteke
Moreno
Hendo (sorry been **** all season)
Lallana (will never make it entirely)
Milner (too old and too boring)

Lovren would say give another season he has improved a lot
Allen ditto

 

Skrtel
Flanno
Lovren
Hendo
Milner
Lucas
Benteke
Mario

With the exception of Flanno - the rest are on big wages.

 

I think lovern right now has despite doing ok proved his mentality isn't right yesterday.

for me this list is easier to write as who should deffo stay in the next 18 months

that list is really short.

Firmino
coutinho
Sahko (barely)
clyne

everyone else... and i mean everyone can **** off as far as i'm concerned.

Klopp will do this I am sure of it. I think firmino is right down his street. I think he's not great but might improve with more like minded about him. I don't think lallana will stay cos he doesn't get enough goals or assists for all his running. Sahko is up and down. on the ground he's doing fairly well with interceptions and passing, in the air he's doing ok but theres mistakes there too. Klopp has a willing runner in clyne.

Coutinho add a bit of magic.... but after this?

I think klopp will replace the lot.

 

You do know we have to have four club trained home grown players don't you?

 

My apologies - I was more interested in getting rid of the dross and improving the team rather than worry too much about their post code.