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The Player's meeting with PC

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by nickyb, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    An insider has just texted me with some details, I CANNOT forward the text as that would reveal the source, to authenticate the veracity of the info, my source shares the SAME SHOWER GEL with Pulis!!!

    The meeting started, with Daio, Whitehead, Whelan, Delap being initially introduced to EACH OTHER, this was a terrible shock to them, they were then introduced to Mr Palacios.

    All members of the back 5 were also introduced to EACH OTHER, this was apparently a very touching moment, like strangers or ship's passing in the night!!

    As for the forwards, Mama came along with his zimmeer frame Ricardo didn't bother turning up, Crouchy sent his Missus along for the half time entertainment, KJ was sulking in the corner with Matty, Jerome and Pennant, whilst Mr Walters was running about all over the place serving drinks and executive style oatcake spring rolls.

    The 2 goalkeepers were being shown by Mr Nash the CORRECT way of picking the ball up from the back of the net.

    Pulis said that they didn't need ANY practice for that and to keep themselves fit for the real thing.

    I am told that the contribution from Pulis was that Delap, Daio and Mama were smashing lads and the backbone of the team for years to come.

    Meanwhile, Mr Coates has laid £93 Million with Betfair at 3 - 1 that Stoke get relegated this season

    More to. Follow
     
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  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Nick are you sure you are aged 50+, because that sounds like a young guy's sense of humour, then again scrap that, i'm nearly there.
     
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  3. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    Huthy,
    I'm 65 plus <yikes>

    All I am doing is paraphrasing a text I received which I felt duty bound to share with you all.

    However, there was ONE glaring error for which I must apologies, PC placed his bet with Bet365 -
     
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