The plan to beat Norwich. A cunning plan.

Well with our insistence on constantly going backwards, it's very simple. Let's just forget football altogether and challenge them to a game of tug o war , we will be brilliant at that, the aim is to go a few yards backwards as quickly as possible. We will be unbeatable.

 

Not sure if this was meant to be funny or factual. It's neither.

 

So you think we go forwards because I can assure you we do not. It takes us about a minute to end up either 10 yards behind where we started or in exactly the same place we started then after this we launch it forward aimlessly in the direction of the opposition centre halves.

 

I actually thought this was quite funny!

 

We have to be upfield in the first place to go backwards. You're half right. Not fully.

 

You may be on to something there.