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The Paralympics

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    What a load of ****e. Does any **** bother watching this? **** is on Sky News just now, hasn't got any arms, and he's calling them 'super humans' <laugh> How the **** can ye be super human wi' nae legs?
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Its good for a bit of stump porn.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :grin:
     
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  4. gas

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    Mon the flids
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    *****lympics more like :(
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 8, 2016
  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    That last leg show is ****ing dreadful

    "Oh look at us we make fun of disabled people because we are disabled but we can laugh about it" [insert forced laughter]
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You can still do a superman unlike the ones with no arms
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Spazzy out runs spazzy

    Wonderful sporting achievement

    Zzzz
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Nice double post ****.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    If you're no fast you're last

    Or disabled
     
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  11. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Digger is just upset he didn't make the final cut for Team GB and their wheelchair basketball team.

    He was away on trials with them the past two weeks in Shropshire.
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    5 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympic games after they tested positive for WD40.
     
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  14. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It must be almost impossible to judge the results.

    They're ALL winners.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I thought that was what he meant be spazzy out spazzies spazzy.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Close this despicable thread Kevin.
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    "Be" a spazzy all you like m80
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    be*
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The PIRAlympics would be better.

    The 100 meter over the border dash.
    Balaclava basketball.
    Peace brick throwing.
    Hunger strike marathon.
    Derrys Wall Pole Vault.

    Actually, scrap that, it wouldn't..
     
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