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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Feb 23, 2016.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Well a titanic battle of the best two best in form teams in the world let alone Europe.

    I'm expecting us to go out with a whimper against a team boasting a bunch of players worthy of a league one team.. Then we of course have some mammoth names of the team from midgetland. None of which I can name for fear of breaking my keyboard/phone.

    Interesting fact about Denmark if that's where the other team come from.. I went to school with a Danish girl.. Apparently her parents were nudists and walked around the house stark bollock naked. We used to do the old game knock a door then hide hoping to cop an eye full of her mums bangers.. We never did see them. Was always her dad that answered in a dressing gown..
     
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    Sweats, Feb 23, 2016
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh> @ Thread title <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 23, 2016
  3. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You lot only need the one goal and avoid conceding <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 24, 2016
  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Have we scored yet?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 25, 2016
  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    I would take a 21-16 loss right now
     
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    Bodinki, Feb 25, 2016
  7. Swarbs

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    One of those requirements should be possible. But if this season has shown anything, it's that we can't do both...
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Hence the whistle, Swarbs, me boy. We'll all find out soon enough. You down here at Easter?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Feb 25, 2016
  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Smalling now out
     
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  10. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    I've looked through all of the adult channels and can't find the game anywhere ..........

    GAME.fw.png
     
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    glazerfodder, Feb 25, 2016

  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    S.Romero; Varela, Carrick, Blind, Riley; Schneiderlin, Ander Herrera; Lingard, Mata, Memphis; Martial.

    HOLY FCK <laugh>
     
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  12. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    As we march on convincingly it's now over to you

    Are prawn sarnies an aphrodisiac?
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Feb 25, 2016
  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Let's see DR... but it's quite sad how far we've fallen that Liverpool fans consider themselves as our competition again <whistle>
     
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    Treble, Feb 25, 2016
  15. theevilreddevil

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    Martial injured
     
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    theevilreddevil, Feb 25, 2016
  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Good luck Rashford, wish him well <ok>
     
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    Treble, Feb 25, 2016
  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Finally a decent striker for UTD <whistle>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 25, 2016
  18. Viva_Giggsy

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    Man Utd have had more injuries then every other Prem team put together lol
     
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    Viva_Giggsy, Feb 25, 2016
  19. Treble

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    The one positive in all this is that there may just be enough United players on the pitch that Van Gaal hasn't sapped the confidence out of yet <laugh>
     
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    Treble, Feb 25, 2016
  20. Viva_Giggsy

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    Can't see us scoring tonight now
     
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