As all other media outlets are devoting 99% of their space today to the wondrous news that some bird that used to go to St Andrews University, and pulled a bald bloke, is up the duff, surely the Leeds board of Not606 should be no exception. Many of your little heads will be spinning with the excitement of the dayâs news. You will be full of questions, and hope for the rest of the century, so hereâs the place to express your sycophantic drivel. Go on, you know you want toâ¦â¦â¦â¦.. Iâll start us off, I fully expect all the loyal subjects who post on here to keep this thread running for the full term. I know the press will. Here goes: Is it true that, as I fully expect, the embryo already supports Leeds United? After all, according to wiki, âMiddleton's paternal ancestors were from Leeds, West Yorkshireâ and I know for a fact Wills has been to Leeds castle in Kent, you canât say fairer than that. I know the future mother of our sovereign claims to support Reading, but theyâre not a proper footie team, so that will count for nowt. If itâs a boy, is it true theyâve already decided the only possible name is Kenneth? (I suspect Colin was also considered, then rejected) Is it true the babies laying out outfit includes a miniature flat cap and whippet lead? Is this why the true identity of the shadowy âwealthy individualâ behind the GFH bid canât be named?
We could have a whip round and send her a bottle of gin. The brood mare got herself up the duff quicker than you can say parasite.
If its a boy they're gonna name him the most popular British name at the moment...... looking forward to seeing baby Mohammed then
