The official nonce/shed free weekend thread.

Thought I'd step in and save one of 606's hallowed traditions after seeing our resident child abuser's pathetic attempt at a weekend thread. If you're not a dirty ***** amd wish to let the forum know your weekend itinerary then post here.

 

Tomorrow will be shed free as i persue manly practices such as comsuming alcohol, watching football, slapping the missus and eating munchy boxes. Travelling to Grangemouth for a MMA event tomorrow night where i expect manly men to sweat a lot and shed blood wearing nothing but lycra shorts and fingerless gloves.

 

My plans fall into the 'nonce' category so have posted appropriately!

 

Sounds a bit gay tbh.

Us manly men will be in our sheds while you get a semi watching blokes dressed in bulge revealing shorts roll around on the floor with each other.

PS - great thread, I expect it to do very well.

 

Ahm out to see some Ska band tonight.
Tomorrow Caff......pub for half eleven watch Arsenal v Yids then onto the real footie for the afternoon then pub then take away then hame
Sunday, Church...lunch.....pub for a few then early night

 

Might just have a lazy bastard weekend this weekend actually. Working the morra tho.

Watched peaky blinders last night. Pretty good. Sad to see thingmy jig die. I think thingmy jig 2 might survive tho.

 

I´m having a BBQ tomorrow. On Sunday it is my birthday, so I expect to be spending most of my time reading the nice messages from my good friends on GC

 

Are you and the rest of Longrow having a reunion next year mate to celebrate 30 years since you met Sir Walter?

 

Well, about to take Julie to the airport as she's going away this weekend with her personal trainer to visit a new gym in Paris for the weekend so it'll be me and the weans this weekend.

Declan playing for the school tonight, then playing vs Falkirk tomorrow in the Scotch cup so that'll keep me going until I act out some maggot fantasies of my own as I ride some fenian tramp's arse.

HE'S A BASTARD, A PRODDY BASTARD, HIS NAME IS JIMMY BELL

 

hahahaha you´re some man for the one man

 

Is her personal trainer of African origin?

 

Meanwhile is EU utopia:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/children-sold-for-sex-on-streets-of-govanhill-rkrvkcczp

 

I'm off to a Terry and June convention in Runcorn.

I may stop on the way home to play some arcade games at a motorway service station.

Great thread!

 

Barrie’s wife getting pumped all weekend off her trainer

 

What do you intend to do for the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 50 seconds?

 

I expect this to be the topic of another 12 pager from Simon, get cracking.

 

doubt it ! she doesn't like toned guys with big weapons so there

 

She won’t like my mate Mitch then.

 

Julie off to Paris with her PT to "check out a new gym". You falling for that pape bitch's lies, Baz!?

 

"...MASSA IT A GRATE JIM ME N LADY JULIE GO LOOK IT ME TAK GRATE CARE OF LADY JULIE..."

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