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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Fail,It was Wazza on his way to Granny's
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh>

    that made my coffee spill all over table.


    (no euphuism there fellas)
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So no quantum physics today then? Just chickens and dicks.
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    (Q) Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    (A) Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

    This one works a treat with women for some reason.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Queen Jenny goes into church and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned "

    Priest says " Come forth my child"

    Queen Jenny says " Come forth we'll be lucky if we finish ****ing 10th "



    A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...
    >
    > 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?
    >
    > 'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that
    > question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the
    > children rush to find seats.
    >
    > 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
    > need all your children's names.'
    >
    > 'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'
    >
    > 'OK, and who's next?'
    >
    > 'Well, this one he is Terry, also.'
    >
    > The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the
    > oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the
    > eldest girl, named Terri. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a
    > pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?'
    >
    > Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get
    > them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' An' when it's time
    > for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come runnin.' An' if I need
    > to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all
    > of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Terry.'
    >
    > The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
    > and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
    > the whole bunch?'
    >
    > 'I call them by their surnames!'
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Coming from the guy that started this whole debacle by talking about sucking goats off <yikes>
     
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  7. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Anyone reading that Eatcustard joke? Because I'm not.
     
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  8. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    sky, i need to know whats black, white and dry?
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I point to exhibit "A"

    Custards quote......

    "Arse to the Liverpool fans, UTD have 19 titles, so we are better and have more fans and and and.... "

    My response about Scholes blowing goats was a reaction to this so I am exonerated from any blame.

    As always it's custards fault. <laugh>
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** that. Too long and likely to be utter **** knowing him.
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A nuns c**t.
     
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  12. Bolton4Europe

    Bolton4Europe Active Member

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    I read it and thought it was quite funny.
     
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  13. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    i expected better from you. well, no i didn't actually, but i hoped! ;)
     
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  15. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    ^^ <laugh> <ok>

    Hey, there's a little bit of **** on your nose mate.
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Custards joke wasn't even funny.
    What have Man United fans and the British royal family got in common.
    They both co-habit with their own relatives.
     
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  18. Psycho2k

    Psycho2k Active Member

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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's official Sky.

    1. Milk was born in Chester, so only two Yanks on here.

    2. You are the filthiest pervert on this board.

    Congratulations :wink:
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    This is official -

    1 - Milk is a ****ing let down, i really was hoping he was a yank!

    2 - Can't argue with that.

    I am just off to congratulate myself (back in 5) <laugh>
     
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