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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I declare Liverpool will finish 8th in the league behind West Brom.
     
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  2. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    I declare Man United will get relegated.

    See, we can declare anything we want, doesn't make it true.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Alf. Does that stand for Alien Life Form? I knew yernited dragged plastic supporters in from all over the place, but other galaxies........

    Anyway. read the post. Liverpool don't suck; we blow and we blow HARD, see. :mad:
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is that a Camberwell Carrot???
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    West Brom will be happy with that.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I won't, luv.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Come on you lot. It's a bit quiet on here?

    Is this a Camberwell Carrot???????

    UNITED STINKS. Is that better?
     
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  8. merrysupersteve

    merrysupersteve Active Member

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    One of my favourite jokes of all time. A classic! <ok>
     
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  9. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Its my opinion that Man United will go the same way as Malcolm Glazers four shopping centres.
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its a pitty then that they are selling part of the club to pay off a large chunk of dept

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14574131
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Another classic here (enjoy) -

    Q - What's black and white and red all over?
    A - A newspaper.
     
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  12. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Another classic here (enjoy) -

    Q - What's black and white and red all over?
    A - A newspaper.
    It could also be a Zebra/Panda with sunburn.
    How about this.
    Whats black and white and goes bump bump bump?
    A nun falling down the stairs.
    Whats black and white and goes ha ha ha?
    The one that pushed her.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not the News of the World, I'm delighted to say. "One down, one to go"
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Q - What's black and white and extremely dry?
     
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  15. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    a penguin in a blender
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

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    What is black and white and extremely dry?
    Whats red and white and extremely dull?
    Old Trafford on match-day.
     
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  17. Psycho2k

    Psycho2k Active Member

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    You wearing a Liverpool shirt?
     
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  18. Bolton4Europe

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    Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Liverpool fan?
    A: A battery has a positive side.

    Q : What do you get if you cross K.P.R and Liverpool Football Club?
    A : Nothing, because there is no connection <laugh> (yes I know that one was ****e, but still).
     
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    Q: Why does KPR have such a balanced viewpoint?
    A: He's got chips on both shoulders.
     
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  20. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    why did the pervert cross the road?



    .... cos his dick was stuck in the chicken!
     
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