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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Whiteside of Red

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    Q: How do you stop a Scouser spitting?
    A: Make sure he's dry before you fry him.
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    How many KPR's does it take to make a **** up?

    One.

    :D
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Whats the difference between Peter Crouch and a fork lift truck?

    Ones got hydraulics and Peter Crouch has got high bollix
     
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  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    This isn't a football joke but its good.
    How do you circumcize a priest?
    Kick an altar boy on the chin.
    Whats the difference between George Michael and a microwave?
    A microwave stops when you open the door.
    How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
    Wave at her.
    A blonde is driving through Florida when she sees a sign that says Disneyland left, so she turns around and drives home.
    Did you hear about the blonde that stole free bread?
    Did you hear about the blonde that sold her car to buy petrol?
     
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  6. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    [video=youtube;TOgdWyhNlI0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgdWyhNlI0[/video]
     
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  7. United-Road

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    Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...
     
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  8. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Did you hear about the Rio Ferdinand mobile phone?
    Its big black and ugly, it has no memory and it takes 3 months to charge the ****er.
     
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  9. Psycho2k

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    Q: Why do Liverpool fans whistle while sitting on the toilet?

    A: So they know which end to wipe when their finished.
     
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  10. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    It's the end you're whistling from that you wipe...isn't it?

    I'm all confused now. :huh: <steam>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I bet you wipe both ends just in case.
     
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  12. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Whats the difference between a female Man United fan and pitbull?
    Lipstick.
     
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  13. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    They'd need to, since they'd be drooling from one end and ****ting out the other.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.
     
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  15. Whiteside of Red

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    Was there a JD Sports with broken windows on that side?
     
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  16. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Did you see Stevie Wonders new piano?
    Neither did he.
     
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  17. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    bet he didn't see that coming!
     
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  18. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Saw a Liverpool fan walking towards him and he wanted to keep a hold of his swish new jacket.


    Thank you! I'm here all week!
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Theres was two until recently,Deanesgate and The Arndale.
     
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  20. Bolton4Europe

    Bolton4Europe Active Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL <doh>

    To be fair, you are as blind as Stevie Wonder when it comes to evidence.

    O, and you have learnt the uses of Google. Well done.
     
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