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The Official ****ing Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    What's your favourite type of ****/what technique do you like best?

    The danger ****?

    Laying on your arm until it goes numb?

    Cutting a hole in a piece of warm fruit?

    Share your ****ing techniques and stories here.

    I like the public ****.
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011
  2. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Are you going to suggest using a pie next?
     
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    PompeyLapras, Sep 21, 2011
  3. Sam Axe

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    That's not as good as American Pie suggests
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011
  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I suggest a hot loaf or a jam jar full of liver
     
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    monacoger, Sep 21, 2011
  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    The Rolling Thunder <ok>

    Step 1. Stand at the top of a flight of stairs.
    Step 2. Just as you reach the moment of climax stick your finger up your ass.
    Step 3. Throw yourself down the stairs.

    It's the ultimate rush.
     
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    Hash., Sep 21, 2011
  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Chokey **** <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 21, 2011

  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I also like to start threads about ****ing so I can read storeys about guys playing with their selves. I **** my self in to a frenzy imagining a load of strangers ****ing in the dark with only the glow of their pc monitors illuminating their turgid penis.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 21, 2011
  8. Natchrawldry

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    <laugh>
     
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    Natchrawldry, Sep 21, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    Are you receiving the psychiatric treatment you so desperately need?
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Tina is my the rapist, so probably not. <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 21, 2011
  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 21, 2011
  12. Sam Axe

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    You know I have contacts so I could have her 'taken care off' if you want. All you have to do is say the word
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Turgid. Good word <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 21, 2011
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    The word.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 21, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    Understood. You will receive a phone call on a secure line where you can arrange a money transfer
     
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    Sam Axe, Sep 21, 2011
  16. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    the jen ****
     
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    -jordan-, Sep 21, 2011
  17. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    webcam ****
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 21, 2011
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    cmon so <hug>
     
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    Hash., Sep 21, 2011
  19. Nazara

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    wtf is that?
     
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    Nazara, Sep 21, 2011
  20. -jordan-

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    what it sounds like. when you wack one out on webcam. its great, i used to do it all the time <ok>
     
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    -jordan-, Sep 21, 2011
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