Off Topic The Official Better Than All The Rest 10,000 Post Traditional Celebration Thread Of Destiny And Doom

It seems to be a tradition to post a special thread for your 10,000th post on here as some sort of celebration of the fact that you have no life and can afford the time to come on here everyday and talk ****e. So here it is....

Such a special thread should contain something deep and meaningful, well thought out to celebrate all that you bring to the forum. However, I can't be arsed with any of that bollocks so need to come up with something else instead.

I thought about doing the ultimate Tash-like catch all thread. Not just a place to post all of your RIP posts. Not just a place to post all of your Off Topic posts. Somewhere to post all your posts - RIP, Off Topic, General Football and Newcastle United posts. However, seeing as Tash gets the **** ripped out of him everytime he does one of those I decided against it.

I thought about doing a thread of Nauseating Reasonableness, a place where people come to patch up differences. A place where Funky and Chaos walk down the street hand in hand, happily discussing their love of the beautiful game and laughing at their differences of opinion. A place where Mitro was no longer a **** and everyone came here to tell him how much they loved him. A place where we didn't care that Albert never actually fulfilled his promises to drop those yellow chinos in Fenwick's window, and instead celebrated his visionary thinking in just coming up with the idea in the first place. Who am I kidding though? It would turn into a blood bath!

I thought about making it a new game thread. The ultimate game thread where we celebrated the joys of prediction leagues and the inspired genius of Coyote Canyon. That wouldn't work though as within just a few posts Chaos would be asking if he had won yet and Trev would be declaring himself the winner.

So in the end I have opted to make it a thread of nothingness. A thread where it is left to you - the great unwashed - to decide what goes in here. A thread that will go the same way as all of those other celebration threads and quickly drop off the page as people looked at it and thought 'who gives a ****.'

 

What a **** you are Nev, **** off

 

What about the rules though? There must be some rules that you have written for the use of the thread?

 

Oh ****...

 

No music...

C- for effort.

 

Ps you have low standards.... 10,000 isn't worthy of a thread, come back when it's 25,000

 

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But your word count beats G hands down.

 

Mainly from 1 post
#mafiarules

 

Not as sad as me and mr french fry.

 

10,000 utterly reasonable posts, how does one do it? I got to 1000 without ****ing with the Mackems and that nearly killed me

 

Aye but 999 of them were the word 'rep' probably.... Lol