The off-topic Playground

Anything by @The mighty Elfsborg that either relates to him or is from him and is not football related

That way our other 14 Members can choose to ignore it if they wish

Seems a sensible compromise ?

 

As the “Mod in all but name” on here, I have been inundated with DM’s this morning from our other 14 Members, complaining about the absence of football content in @The mighty Elfsborg posts.

I realised that something had to be done when I received the following DM -

“this c unt is even worse than Gelan”.

 

One question...
Why did you not implement this thread while you were Sheriff?

Elfs has been relatively subdued lately (by his previous standards).
Even today so far may just be down to an excess of unaccountable morning high spirits.

We've all been there I'm sure.
Woke up one morning and for no discernible reason felt full of beans and ready to take on the world
(probably something to do with avoiding excessive amounts of this )

 

The truth is that Elfs begged me to allow him to stay on here. Worse still, he threatened to catch my train to work every morning if I banned him.

 

I think “Elf’s playground “ would be more appropriate and has a certain ring to it

 

Excellent idea - I have just changed the thread title

Who do we think will be the first to actually attend a CAFC game, and then post something relevant ?

1. Gelan. 1/33

2. Elfs. 50/1

 

I’d like to see the odds on reams before making my decision if that’s possible?

 

Just had a look on here today and seen Derail hasnt changed.

 

Welcome back mate. I was asking after you yesterday.

 

Reams posts about football, he just never goes to the games.

 

Still alive mate.
I see your back posting

 

Had a really horrible experience yesterday mate.

I met @The mighty Elfsborg

 

@Appalling Rug, please don't let me reveal your pm from 3 years ago pleading with me to start posting again and giving me your phone number.

 

I'd like to point out to our new members, particularly @The Pub Landlord, that my post is NOT a wind up.
The @Appalling Rug was clearly desperate for my friendship

 

I hope you had a spare 3 hours

 

There are schoolboy errors and schoolboy errors!! .... but giving Elf your phone number seems recklessness to the extreme ?

 

I wasn’t ?

You owed me £1 from Accrington away.

 

Wrong again on both counts......and you know it.

Chippy agrees.

 

Oh dear, roll on the Football.

 

.......with fans.