The NUFC End Of Season Awards

OK- time for NUFC specific awards to be voted on so here are the categories:

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Tim Krul
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Ranger
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Man Utd
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- The Day We Signed Cisse
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse (2nd goal v Chelsea)
CHANT OF THE YEAR- 'Jose Enrique we're in the top 6'

Again I'll pull together the results in a week or two...

over to you!

 

How is Tim Krul classed as a young player at 24?

Anyways -

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Ba
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Davide Santon
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE - Gosling
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Man Utd
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR - Has to be, for me, the Cisse goal vs Chelsea
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse (2nd goal v Chelsea) easy lol
CHANT OF THE YEAR- Tell me ma, me ma.... (So the mackems watching our matches on sky sports can feel even more miserable)

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Ba
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Tim Krul (VERY young for a keeper)
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE - Smith
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Man Utd
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Stoke
MOMENT OF THE YEAR - Ben Arfas Goal Against Blackburn
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Ben Arfas Goal Against Blackburn
CHANT OF THE YEAR- Jose Enrique were in the top 4/5/6

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Coloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Krul
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Guthrie
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Gosling
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Man Utd
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Swansea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- The day we secured European football
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Demba Ba vs Man Utd (h)
CHANT OF THE YEAR- 'Jose Enrique we're in the top 4/5/6'

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Coloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Tiote (for an immortal he's very young indeed)
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch (Willo comes a very close second)
BIGGEST WASTE OF SPACE- Ranger
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Liverpool
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- The cheer seconds after Carroll got booked for diving
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Benny vs Blackburn
CHANT OF THE YEAR- We've got Perchinho, We've got Perchinho!!!

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colo
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Krul, easy choice
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WASTE OF SPACE- Ranger
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Liverpool
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Everton
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- Enrique in goal, listening to the chants...
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Ben Arfa against Bolton, we were going to draw that game and finish 6th. That magic goal has given us a shot of CL.
CHANT OF THE YEAR- See moment of the year

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Tim Krul
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Ranger
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Stoke City Man Utd was great but we absolutely battered Stoke, could have been 6-0 easy.
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea Stoke for Demba's hat trick a close second.
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- For personal reasons the Cabaye goal against Man Utd, had money on it and the bar went insane.
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse (2nd goal v Chelsea)
CHANT OF THE YEAR- To the star wars tune: " BA, BA, BA DEMBA BA DEMBA BA, BA, BA, DEMBA BA, DEMBA BA!!"

 

Daresay this will be edited as I reconsider some answers

 

Was so tempted to put Simpson as the biggest waste of space but hes been alright at times I suppose.

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Santon
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Gosling - wasted his opportunities for me
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Liverpool, followed by man u
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- When ameobi got the equalizer against the unwashed
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse (both goals against Chelsea)
CHANT OF THE YEAR- we're in the top 6 in reply to jose or Demba, Demba, Demba Ba, Demba Ba, Demba Ba (to the tune of ei ei eio)

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colo. Captain Courageous, led by example and done an excellent job.
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Krul, don't really think of him as being young now, he seems to have been around forever.
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perchinio, come on in leaps and bounds lately. Credit to Pards for persevering with him.
BIGGEST WASTE OF SPACE- Ranger. He's got a good game in him and isn't without talent, but some people just never learn.
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Think I got more pleasure from the win over Liverpool than any other game.
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Think it's got to be Chelsea for me. ( Even though I did end up with about 20 bodies on top of me after Cisse's second goal.)
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- Too many great moments for me, wouldn't like to single one out.
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse's goal was great but Ben Arfa's was a class apart,the way he just jinked through the defence as if the ball was glued to his foot and scored from an acute angle.
CHANT OF THE YEAR- We've got Perchinio, we've got Perchinio. Must have been a confidence boost for the guy.

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colloccini
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Tim Krul
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Smith
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Man Utd
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Chelsea
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- Ryan Taylor - Over the wall
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Cisse (2nd goal v Chelsea)
CHANT OF THE YEAR- 'Jose Enrique we're in the top 6'

Those are mine, Copied the OP as most of mine are the same, but surprised nobodies mentioned that goal from Taylor yet. The perfect start to a perfect season.

 

Those are mine, Copied the OP as most of mine are the same, but surprised nobodies mentioned that goal from Taylor yet. The perfect start to a perfect season.

It gets mentioned at every game.

 

Post above yours

 

Those were the words of the poster before me.

 

My words were, It gets mentioned at every game.

It's one of the regular chants now. Called out every time Raylor gets the ball.

 

PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Colloccini (just immense all year)
YOUNG PLAYER OF THE YEAR- Davide Santon (would have been Krul but he's 25 next year!)
MOST IMPROVED PLAYER- Perch (perchino has shown great resolve to come through a patch none of us thought he would)
BIGGEST WAST OF SPACE- Ranger
HOME MATCH OF THE YEAR- Liverpool -It played out like a script!
AWAY MATCH OF THE YEAR- Stoke - Pulis getting more and more angry was superb. Simpson wasn't helping! Throw in it was a tactical masterclass from Pards too.
MOMENT OF THE YEAR- Bennis goal against Botlon. We needed that one and I still think it'll turn out to be an important one with any justice!
GOAL OF THE YEAR- Benni vs Blackburn, Benni vs Bolton or Cisse vs Chelsea? I'm confused but I'll go for the Cisse because it was just ridiculous.
CHANT OF THE YEAR- I still love "Colocini you can shag my wife"

 

If Colo took advantage of that offer he'd be too shagged himself to be able to play football.

 

Aye I don't buy the old Ronaldos assertion that sex before the game made him play better. In my experience it left you feeling devoid of energy, jelly legged and even lacking feeling in your feet. If Colo takes up the offer, I could see him taking to the pitch looking as gaunt as Mr Burns!

 

For those of you who have said Alan Smith as the biggest waste of space, it really does just show how shallow your support is for your own team. I'm a United fan and I know more about his season than you do. Alan Pardew has openly invited Alan Smith to come back to Newcastle after his contract has expired to see if he can integrate him into the coaching team at Newcastle. He has had very limited chances of football at Newcastle (hence signing on for MK Dons) but Pardew still sees him as an integral part of the much hyped "camaraderie" that the Toon have benefit from for such a long time. Smith himself is considering if he still has any viable playing options as he still loves the sport but is also definitely considering taking Pardew up on his offer of a coaching role.

Hardly a waste of space if he's a natural leader, isn't causing any problems and technically isn't taking up any space whilst on loan. Of course you'll have gripes about his salary but that's not his fault, you can call him greedy but he's not that type of guy, he has had the same car for about 7 years which he bought second hand and also has an old Nokia phone which he has had for years. He isn't a materialistic or greedy person, so please whatever you guys do, don't treat him like you do Owen. Smith is one of the good guys.

I think the interview I read was on Sky Sports website for anybody who cares to dig for it.