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The not606 Scouting Network

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Minty Fresh, Jan 22, 2012.

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  1. Minty Fresh

    Minty Fresh Active Member

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    What with quite a lot of people on here obsessing with some overseas players and constantly saying NUFC should buy them, I thought I'd make this thread. Basically, compile a mini scout report on a player, preferrably quite unknown (Hesakmi doesn't count). You can state team, age, nationality, position, possible value, strengths/weaknesses, stats, and of course the essential YouTube compilation, as well as anything else.

    Fire away!
     
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    Minty Fresh, Jan 22, 2012
  2. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    I hated Scouts. It was a sure fire way to ruin a Thursday night for me when I was a kid.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jan 22, 2012
  3. Cal.

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    Soh Kim Hasamet, promising young Korean centreback.
     
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    Cal., Jan 22, 2012
  4. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Geoffrey Mujangi Bia
    Club:Standard Liege
    Age: 22 (though this will probably change)
    Nationality: Belgian
    Position: Winger
    Possible value: £7m
    Strengths: Pace, good feet, awesome name
    Weaknesses: Low fat Mayonnaise

    [video=youtube;-rabfJQzgNA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rabfJQzgNA[/video]
     
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    u408379965, Jan 22, 2012
  5. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    This absolutely awful, ours was on a Friday which was even worse. I'm not joking either when I say that apparently the leader was a paedo and got sent down.
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 22, 2012
  6. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    Tomas Necid

    Czech Republic

    22

    height - 6'3"

    Current team - CSKA Moscow

    Transfer - 8m

    top stats -

    Finishing
    Off the ball
    positioning

    Vid -

    [video=youtube;FdFUo46CdgI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFUo46CdgI&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jan 22, 2012
  7. Paco Montoya

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    Name: Andy Polo 'The Jewel'
    Team: Universitario de Deportes
    Age: 17
    Nationality: Peruvian
    Position: Striker
    Value: ???
    Strengths: Pace 'superb scoring skills'
    Weaknesses: Agreed to join Genoa once he turns 18

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Polo

    [video=youtube;rKxuV2WYv1s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKxuV2WYv1s[/video]
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jan 22, 2012
  8. holystone

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    Found a real prospect.

    Full name Albert Luque Martos
    Date of birth 11 March 1978 (age 33)
    Place of birth Terrassa, Spain
    Height 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in)
    Playing position Striker / Winger

    Track record of appearing in EPL. Scores goals for fun

    [video=youtube;SEqgnZmBLoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEqgnZmBLoY[/video]
     
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    holystone, Jan 23, 2012
  9. Masanari

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    Name: Šime Vrsaljko
    Team: Dinamo Zagreb
    Age: 20
    Nationality: Croatian
    Position: Right back
    Value: €15 million?
    Strengths: Versatile (new Perch?), some rate him as having more potential than Modric, athletic, good on football manager <whistle>.
    Weaknesses: Man City and Arsenal have been linked with him.

    [video=youtube;C2jTsESCGbA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2jTsESCGbA[/video]
     
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    Masanari, Jan 23, 2012
  10. holystone

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    Awesome cheesy sound track ..........sounds like Scooter. Ha Ha
     
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    holystone, Jan 23, 2012

  11. overseasTOON

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    Name: Cheikhou Kouyaté
    Team: R.S.C. Anderlecht.
    Age: 22
    Nationality: Senegalese
    Position: Central Midfield
    Value: €1/1.5 million

    [video=youtube;5kP8IxxNbVI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kP8IxxNbVI[/video]


    Plays through pain barrier...
    please log in to view this image
     
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    overseasTOON, Jan 23, 2012
  12. Protein Cheik

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    Name: Francisco Jimenez Tejada
    Age: 25
    Nationality: Spanish
    Position: Striker
    Value: Free or very low cost
    Strengths: Great finisher, known to chip in with assists, has played in the Premier League before, also alongside Colo, played for Spain Under 21s
    Weaknesses: Has spent some considerable time on loan so might take a bit to bed in

    Has scored some absolute crackers, like this one at 0:23 for Spain Under 21s alongside players like Pique. Sign him up Alan!

    [video=youtube;3oVvbUVSw8g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oVvbUVSw8g[/video]
     
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    Protein Cheik, Jan 23, 2012
  13. Vuckic's Faces

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    [video=youtube;idsvTDdD0RM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idsvTDdD0RM[/video]

    Name: Ahmed Zway
    Nationality: Libyan
    Position: Striker
    Value: Low
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Jan 23, 2012
  14. Speedo

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    2 things:

    1. <laugh> could see this coming a mile off
    2. Re: Cost: Really quite high. £50k a week, plus £2m if he plays another game for us.
     
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    Speedo, Jan 23, 2012
  15. thedeludedfannymagnet

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    Give that keeper a miss, he falls over his own feet!
     
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    thedeludedfannymagnet, Jan 23, 2012
  16. Decolinks

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    This amused me why is he related to George i dont know how old i am Weah or did you mean as in sometime in the next 364 days he will become 23??!
     
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    Decolinks, Jan 23, 2012
  17. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    I was in sea scouts
     
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    Beardsley's Shimmy, Jan 23, 2012
  18. overseasTOON

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    How did you keep your tent afloat?
     
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