As our season has ended now I thought I'd get in early here. What awards do you think we should give NUFC this year then lads? Just suggest an award and/or make a vote and I'll collate at a later date. To get the ball rolling...... Player Of The Year- Eliot Lazy ****ing Bastard of the Year- Colo Chant Of The Year- Rafa Benitez/La Bamba Most Improved Player Of The Year- Lascelles Performance of the year- Norwich
I'd have to give Gini the Lazy ****ing Bastard of the year award, so much ability but just gave up after October. And I thought we were pretty ****e against Norwich at home tbh, we only ran away with it in the end, when it was 3-2 they looked like they might get back in and win it, Man City was performance of the year for me. Loveable Donkey and Likely To Be The Next Shola Award - Mitro Most Improved Player - Anita Most Got Worse Player - Colback How Exactly Were You That Good 4 Years Ago and So ****e Now Award - Cisse Why The **** Did We Even Buy You Award - Thauvin The "I Scored 4 Goals In One Match, So Now I'm Gonna Do Sod All For The Rest Of The Season" Award - Wynaldum The "Hahaha yeah Barcelona wanna buy you.....really" Award - Perez The "How Can You Be That Good Over There and That Crap Over Here" Award - tie between Ben Arfa and Luuk De Jong The "Hey You Might Be Good When We Get Relegated" Award - Adam Armstrong Please Just Stick To Being Injured, You're Total Crap Whenever You Play Award - Saylor Bugger Off Back To Argentina Award - Colo The Brian Kilcline Award For Being A Perrenial Bench-Warmer - Siem De Jong Don't Worry, We Knew You Were Going To Crap Anyway, You Fail Wherever You Go Award - McClaren Giving A Crap Manager A Million Years Too Long Award - Charnley Loveable Fatty Award - Benitez Thanks For Sending Us Down Twice Already Award - Ashley
Best Buy award Worst Buy Award Most disappointing player Favourite Game of the season Worst Game of the season Goal Of the season Save of the season Tackle of the season Best visiting fans Worst Visiting fans