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The Not606 End of Season Awards

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 10, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As our season has ended now I thought I'd get in early here.

    What awards do you think we should give NUFC this year then lads?

    Just suggest an award and/or make a vote and I'll collate at a later date.

    To get the ball rolling......

    Player Of The Year- Eliot
    Lazy ****ing Bastard of the Year- Colo
    Chant Of The Year- Rafa Benitez/La Bamba
    Most Improved Player Of The Year- Lascelles
    Performance of the year- Norwich
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Arsewipe of the year....Charnley <grr>
     
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    Clown Of The Year- Mclown
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

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    I'd have to give Gini the Lazy ****ing Bastard of the year award, so much ability but just gave up after October. And I thought we were pretty ****e against Norwich at home tbh, we only ran away with it in the end, when it was 3-2 they looked like they might get back in and win it, Man City was performance of the year for me.

    Loveable Donkey and Likely To Be The Next Shola Award - Mitro
    Most Improved Player - Anita
    Most Got Worse Player - Colback
    How Exactly Were You That Good 4 Years Ago and So ****e Now Award - Cisse
    Why The **** Did We Even Buy You Award - Thauvin
    The "I Scored 4 Goals In One Match, So Now I'm Gonna Do Sod All For The Rest Of The Season" Award - Wynaldum
    The "Hahaha yeah Barcelona wanna buy you.....really" Award - Perez
    The "How Can You Be That Good Over There and That Crap Over Here" Award - tie between Ben Arfa and Luuk De Jong
    The "Hey You Might Be Good When We Get Relegated" Award - Adam Armstrong
    Please Just Stick To Being Injured, You're Total Crap Whenever You Play Award - Saylor
    Bugger Off Back To Argentina Award - Colo
    The Brian Kilcline Award For Being A Perrenial Bench-Warmer - Siem De Jong
    Don't Worry, We Knew You Were Going To Crap Anyway, You Fail Wherever You Go Award - McClaren
    Giving A Crap Manager A Million Years Too Long Award - Charnley
    Loveable Fatty Award - Benitez
    Thanks For Sending Us Down Twice Already Award - Ashley
     
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  5. Nobby's Trumpet

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    The only award I'd see fit giving out this year is one with a very big pin attached to it.
     
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    Best Buy award
    Worst Buy Award
    Most disappointing player
    Favourite Game of the season
    Worst Game of the season
    Goal Of the season
    Save of the season
    Tackle of the season
    Best visiting fans
    Worst Visiting fans
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The exploding purple dildo hand grenade award?
     
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    "Best awards category nominations award" - Charlie Dogscock
     
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    The "He was right" award - mr captain tiote chaos
     
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    Mafia game- best weapon- purple exploding dildo.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    I concur with this.
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    Unanimous
     
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