THE NOT606 END OF SEASON AWARDS - AWARD CEREMONY

Good day to you ladies and gentlemen.

Today's spectacular Not606 awards ceremony is brought to you live from Fenwick's Window and in association with Sports Direct - the nations favourite clothing store and the Ameobi family.. the regions finest supplier of footballing talent in the history of our club.

The winners are..........

Word/phrase of the season? - UNSANCTIONED LEGS / FOREARMS LIKE CALVES (tie)

Thread of the Year- WAREWOLVES / HEADLINE GAME (tie)

Poster of the Year- LESS HOPE

Dedicated Poster of The Year- ACS (blush blush)

Funniest Poster- BRS

Meltdown of the year- SMUG AND HIS 'LEAVING' THREAD

The Missing In Action Award.- AGENT BRUCE

Seasons Biggest Wind Up Merchant- JPF

The Robert Mugabe/Sepp Blatter Spirit of Fair Play award (aka Cheat of the Year)- TREV

The sell all our best players and not get relegated award for the poster who is NEVER right- MR T

Best mafia/wolf games player- PERV

The sh!tiest 3-1 Toon win predictor award- JIM

The Biggest Beeler Award- FUNKY

Favourite Mackem poster- FUNKY/WHITEY TIE (they get to share some cheesy chips)

Most annoying Mackem poster- SMUG/MONTY (they get to share the blue pop)

Pardew Supporter Of The Year- PERV (by a country mile)

Best Organiser of a Not606 Competition- JPF

Best Sucker of Satan's C0ck- TURKEYTOON (with JPF bringing up his rear)

All round nice guy award- OBI WAN (people clearly voted literally).

 

All votes are final and Trevor's law applies.

All winners will receive a SD catalogue and a free SD oversized mug.
All you have to do is pay P&P.

 

Now I know how Leonardo Di Caprio feels - ya baxtards.

 

You and heed probably had more mentions across the board mate.

I can send you a SD Pencil if you want?

Just pay £5 P&P.

 

I'm more than willing to donate my prize to you - as long as you pay the p&p of course

 

That's really generous. If you can post your Bank Account Details I will get the money transferred to you.
Nev - send me your bank details as well and I will be happy to take your mug off your hands.

 

I said you could have my prize - not that you could have ACS

 

Plus you'll have to pay the pallet rate to haul my ass to Indonesia.

 

Just stick that plastic one in with the pencil unless you think you might be using it again when the big money signings start pouring in.

 

I feel my devious side has been thoroughly sated this year, so I'll be back to my charming best next year to pinch Obi's award

In all seriousness, thanks everyone who posts to our board, gives me a smile every day and makes me proud to be a Mag. I've gone through Jesus, the spaghetti monster, the many armed elephant, Harry Potter, the power of Greyskull, Hercules, Saturn, in praying for next season to be better so we have something a bit more optimistic to talk about, but you lot make the whole ordeal of being a Newcastle fan bearable. So cheers, and let's all hope that next year is our year, and Trev sets me up on that date you're all rooting for

 

I would but ACS says that he's busy over the next few weeks but has promised to get back to me.

 

#I'mtoosexyforhischinos

 

****ers.

I am actually really busy and am rarely in the UK from now until the end of August to be fair.

 

Both now major award winners - you are a match made in heaven. Don't know why Trev can't see it to be honest.

 

Wow. Well, what can I say? What an honour.

I would just like to thank my fans, my agent, my parents, fat aunty Gertrude, Wor Kid (aka '10 bellies'), Greggs, Pizza Hutt, Pizza Express, Dominoes, Macdonalds, Burger King, Wimpy, Bill's fish bar, Dunkin Donuts, Thorntons, Cadburys, Mr Kipling, Tunnocks...

 

Two awards, what can I say I'm delighted. Obviously the mafia/werewolf award means a lot, but really you're only as good as your teammates and opposition allow you to be. So thanks Nev.

I'm delighted to win the big one of course. I feel for Jim, Ban Ban, Nev, it could have been any of us. Who knows if Jim hadn't gone too far with the new forum member inductions, it could have been a different result. Onto the next one...