Here is a thread for you to use the anonymity of the internet to confess anything you wish in order to help cleanse your soul.. I have to confess, when I was a younger lad/teenager... to putting dogshit in an envelope then lighting the envelope and putting it on the doorstep of an abusive neighbour. He came out and.... splaaaaaaat.
When I was a kid, there was this old guy that was deaf. The way his house was wired, you rang the doorbell and it switched his lights on and off. Needless to say we used to ring his bell a lot so he would come to the door leading us to run off.... Or, having a spud gun and going to my mates, hiding in his bedroom and shooting it at unsuspecting passers by....
I fell asleep during sex once. I didn't think it was such a big deal as I was very tired, but I've been assured I'm a horrible horrible human being and selfish man-jerk.
When I was younger, I was known to have pissed in the wardrobe on more than one occasion, due to excessive alcohol consumption. Fair enough, you would think, until the issue of it being the missus wardrobe comes to mind....not good. But, I now feel cleansed, so its ok.
Strange. I haven't seen Trev using this thread to cleanse his soul by admitting to all of his corruption and cheating in the headline game. Maybe he's busy washing his hair.
my gf used to get the big bags of twiglets and when shed fall asleep i used to lick the flavour off them, not out of malice just that i dont like wheat snacks and i love marmite, 6 years this went on, she stopped buying them in the end becasue the flavour had gone
i once bucked some tart in Consett, she had a bairn a scrawny little ****er, with a ginger fetish and would constantly wipe his skidmarks down the windows of any shop.. never knew what happened to him after he ran away with the local gypsies. hope he turned out ok, i did hear a vicious rumour he turned into a mag... i feel really bad if this is true,
