The North East Delusion Thread

These ****ers think they are brilliant, because they came up with a team that could (possibly) beat the rubbish members of the GB & Ireland teams.

Time to come to terms people, you are deluded.

There is ****ing no chance that you bint bangers, will ever produce a team good enough to beat a national side.

Dream ****ing on you ****wits, with the things i have seen on that thread, i honestly thought that geordie/teeside area, had fallen in the North Sea & drifted down to Norwich, just check how many fingers & toes you have.

BTW

Steve Bruce has a fat ****ing head & will be first to be sacked, & for the castle fans, Mr Pardrew is total **** & will take you down as well.

Just my thoughts, anyone who responds will win a free night of a southern lass of your choice

 

Could you ask someone to translate the above into English please?

 

Agree with the bit in bold. All the rest of it is total bullshit!

But, thanks for your concern

 

How witty, and from a fan from the mighty and fearful Stoke City

 

and so it starts

oi huthy you got a licence?

for the auld rod and reel that is?

 

I've got money on Brucey being the first to go so I'd be delighted by that.

As for the rest of your post.. To quote your mum just as your grandfather was getting off her, "Come again?"

 

Sorry, Who is castle? And who is Pardrew? He sounds like a grey haired cockney ****er to me.

 

Also Stoke City fans are smug ****s. When I went to the match last year, you didn't sing until your were one up.

 

Also, I dislike Tony Pulis very much - would much prefer our Partridge thanks

Also, why would I wan't a Southern mong when I can have a gorgeous Geordie girl like I have

 

did they not sing?

bastards eh?

 

Pardrew is clearly some joke about how many games we've drawn since Pardew came here, still over took Stoke in the league last season, oh and weren't Sunderland higher too. .

 

On ahead Huthy son

 

What a strange article.

 

its gonna be a bigun ciaran

 

Wowzer is sure

 

Are you one of these beautiful chaps???

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Or are you just an ordinary stoke fan that looks even worse???

 

Your manager looks like a nonce, you play the worst football in Prem history, your city is a ****hole and your fans are thugs

 

Badger Yoghurt Recipe

1. Attain one, medium sized badger. If you cannot down a beast of such stature, picking off two weaker, smaller members of the herd will suffice. Or, if you are so inclined for chauvinistic displays of "me man, me kill hairy beast thing", half a larger specimen will also deputise.

2. Leave it out for a few days, slightly fewer than required for excarnation, slightly longer than it would take a normal family to throw out a cold pizza...

3. After bacteria has accumulated, you have your yoghurt (sort of).

Serves: 1 mouthful. Unless Jesus happens to be present.

 

And correction to the name of this thread; "Newcastle delusion thread"