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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Nov 25, 2014.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Fer concerned by QPR's poor away form


    Leroy Fer has stressed the importance of QPR improving their dreadful away form following their latest defeat at Newcastle United.

    Harry Redknapp's side slipped to the bottom of the Premier League when they were beaten 1-0 by Alan Pardew's side on Saturday.

    The London club have lost all six matches on the road in the top flight and also suffered a shock League Cup defeat at League Two side Burton Albion.

    Midfielder Fer suffered relegation with Norwich City last season and knows he could get that sinking feeling again if Rangers fail to start picking up points on their travels.

    He told the club's official website: "Against Chelsea we could have had a point, against Southampton we could have had one and again against Newcastle.

    "We have played some good games away from home but we haven't been able to take anything from them.

    "We need to start playing as well away from home as we have done at home.

    "We will need to start getting something away from home if we are to stay up. We know that's important and it’s something we are keen address quickly.

    "We have two home games coming up against sides around us [Leicester City and Burnley] and we have to win them."

    Read more at http://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/fer-concerned-qpr-away-form#y6yh7GZcIJXFFKGT.99
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

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    Redknapp braced for crucial QPR matches

    Redknapp was keen to sign Ferdinand


    24/11/2014
    By West London Sport


    Harry Redknapp has admitted that QPR’s next few matches could determine whether they stay in the Premier League this season.

    They face Leicester at Loftus Road on Saturday and crucial home games against fellow strugglers Crystal Palace and Burnley during December.

    “The next four or five games will probably have a big bearing on how our season goes,” said the Rangers boss.


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    “We play Leicester, Burnley and Palace – we’ve got games against teams who are going to be down there with us.

    “They’re massive games really. They’re games we’ve got to get some points out of.

    “That’s what determines your season, when you play the teams that are going to be down there with you.”

    Rangers look likely to be without Sandro against Leicester as the Brazilian midfielder is again struggling with a knee problem.

    Sandro was taken off during Saturday’s defeat at Newcastle and Redknapp admitted the injury “didn’t look good”.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    this thread could run and run with the amount of **** that comes from the owners,,players and mismanagement we have
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was a thread about constipated detectives.

    My favourites are Cannot Go Colombo and No Cack Kojak.
     
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    Kiwi, I can help you out with this one!
     
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    Watson: "I believe that the man was constipated".
    Holmes: "Your medical opinion? How did you work that one out Watson?"
    Watson: "No ****, Sherlock!"
     
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    CroydonCaptainJack Well-Known Member

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    'Lemon-entry my dear Watson' was the punchline from which joke!!
     
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    Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?

    He worked it all out with a pencil.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yes please utrs
     
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    QPR player explains why he was patient after losing place





    Nov 26, 2014 15:00
    By Paul Warburton


    Rs keeper stuck around to get second chance


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    Bowled over: Green


    Rob Green reckons he is reaping the benefits of biding his time at QPR.

    The England international admits he was in the wilderness while Julio Cesar ruled the keeper’s roost at Rangers.

    But once the Brazilian international had fallen out of favour to first spend time on loan at Toronto FC last season and then permanently at Benfica, it was literally Green for go.


    Difficult: Julio Cesar

    He said: “I had the utmost respect for Julio. It wasn’t his fault the club signed him, and he came with the best intentions, and it was a difficult experience for me, so holding a grudge or sulking in the keeper’s corner helps nobody.”

    Green was restored between the sticks at the beginning of 2013-14. But despite 48 appearances and a record eight clean sheets by the end of it, the sword of doubt hovered as Cesar was offered to all and sundry without takers.

    The 34-year-old, who has reason to be positive after a succession of decent performances this season, has a theory as to why.


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    Green explained: “I think it’s difficult for keepers to move on: you only need one, maybe two, tops at most clubs. For example, Asmir Begovic has been touted to leave (Stoke City) for as long as I can remember.

    “It’s not the same as needing three top class strikers, and maybe even more.”

    Green was beaten by a single shot on Saturday when Newcastle beat Hoops 1-0, but plans to keep only his second clean sheet of the season on Saturday when Leicester are the visitors to Loftus Road.
     
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    Rob Green admits QPR must start picking up points away from Loftus Road to avoid the drop

    ROB GREEN admits QPR need to start making their point away from home.











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    By Adrian Kajumba / Published 30th November 2014






    Goalkeeper Green reckons there is nothing wrong with playing for a draw on the road if it keeps the momentum building and the points tally ticking over.

    Harry Redknapp's men added another three to theirs by edging out relegation rivals Leicester in a five-goal thriller to swap places at the bottom of the table.

    But all 11 of the points QPR have claimed this season have been won at Loftus Road.

    And Green knows that will have to change for Rangers to avoid the same fate his Norwich side suffered in 2005.

    Ahead of tomorrow's trip to Swansea, ex-England stopper Green said: "You look at the teams down the bottom and all of them have struggled for points away from home.

    "In the Premier League when you are playing at home teams will come to your ground, unless they are one of the so called bigger teams, and take a point.









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    JOY: Rob Green celebrates victory over Leicester [GETTY]



    “Some positive results away from home and go a couple of games unbeaten, which would be good”

    Rob Green

    "That's something maybe we've got to learn from.

    "If you offered me a point now, probably I would be happy, because it is a step in the right direction.

    "I got relegated with Norwich and we didn't win an away game and that cost us.

    "So that is something, hopefully, after beating Leicester that we can build on.

    "Some positive results away from home and go a couple of games unbeaten, which would be good."

    Leicester started well when Esteban Cambiasso scored their first goal for five games.









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    GOAL: Charlie Austin netted the vital winning goal for QPR [GETTY]


    But Wes Morgan's own goal and Leroy Fer's first Rangers strike put the hosts in control at half-time.

    And Rangers talisman Charlie Austin nodded in a 73rd minute winner six minutes after Jeff Schlupp hauled Leicester level at 2-2.

    Having ended one long wait it is now the eight-game winless run stretching back to September troubling Leicester, who are now bottom.

    Captain Morgan said: "We've got to be clinical when we get our chances at both ends.

    "I feel we don't deserve to be bottom. Our luck will change and hopefully sooner rather than later."
     
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