The Ninja that patrols the mean streets of Yeovil...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055



What a ****ing tool!

 

Check out the show he was on Superheroes of Suberbia or something like that. Should be 4 On Demand.

 

I bet he would whip your ass before you could even see him

He moves like the wind, invisible in the dark and ready to blow you away

Imagine coming home from a night out with 10 of your mates all wasted off your faces and some muppet dressed like a ninja says

"Oi, I dont want any trouble from you young troublemakers or you will face the crouching duck hidden hippopotamus"

 

A kick on the cock would sort that **** out.

 

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/superheroes-of-suburbia/4od

Few other crazy ****s too

 

Did anyone else get a little scared when they heard his growl?

 

I'll check it out for my amusement.

Also, it might help incase I run into any of them whilst partaking in Criminal activities

 

ima have to watch that

 

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Fk me, sparticus missus is hot

I would be too busy horsing her to be a superhero

 

I'm Spartacus.

 

It's from Four days ago you fanny. And most of us, not updating ourselves with Somerset's Regional news section won't have seen it

Suppose I'd better watch it now then

 

The Shadow is mad as ****, smoke bombs, machetes, death stars. Takes it seriously.

& that bird is wasted on that suicidal prick. ****ing interviewing for a sidekick

 

One of the guys he interviewed... "I've got irritable bowel syndrome"

 

Is it legal to carry the cane

I liked the young kid from Yorkshire, was going to solve a mugging but realised he wasn't cut out for it and bought her a box of malteasers

 

Yonner, someone posted the exact same thread a few days ago ******

 

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If I read every thread in GC, I'd end up thicker than you