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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...that some ****ing chancer asks me for a *** in the street, they're getting this.

    I know I shouldn't but <laugh>

    What were the odds of that poor **** asking folk in Glasgow for a *** and the person turns out to be fae Edinburgh?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Nov 30, 2012
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I hate to cast aspersions but MD lives on the east coast and has regularly claimed he's 6ft tall, in his early to mid 20s and is a heavy build.

    just saying likes.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 30, 2012
  3. seanDCFC

    seanDCFC New Member

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    *Picks up the phone to the Strathclyde Police*
     
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    seanDCFC, Nov 30, 2012
  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well, he did ask for a ***.

    Or was it a puff?

    Either way, he got what he was looking for.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 30, 2012
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    MD has been missing for a few days too.
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 30, 2012
  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I ****ing hate people who bum ***s, one thing I don't miss since I quit.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 30, 2012
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Homophobe.
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 30, 2012
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, you hate gays?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2012
  9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I'm off for a cigarette. Maybe I'll bump into a social smoker woman
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Nov 30, 2012
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Gays who bum ***s <grr>
    God hates them too.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 30, 2012

  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've never raped someone who asked me for a ***, slapped about aye but no raped.

    Thats hardcore <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 30, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, hardcore wid have been offering up one of yer effeminate mates.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 30, 2012

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